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Valentine's Day Quotes

So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you Picture Quote #1

Thanksgiving is the holiday that encompasses all others. All of them, from Martin Luther King Day to Arbor Day to Christmas to Valentine’s Day, are in one way or another about being thankful Picture Quote #1

It’s called Valentine’s Day, you moron. If you’re going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays Picture Quote #1

I feel bad for people who die on Valentine’s Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand? Picture Quote #1

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine’s Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine’s Day Picture Quote #1

Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything Picture Quote #1

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I dust [your photo] carefully every morning, for to do so gives me the pleasant feeling that I’m caressing you as in the old days. I even touch your nose with mine to recapture the electric current that used to flush through my blood whenever I did so Picture Quote #1

I wanted to do a set of love songs for Valentine’s Day so I went through my old material. I found myself scraping around the edges of good taste Picture Quote #1

Valentine’s day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like ‘Oh, happy valentine’s day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago! Picture Quote #1

Oh here’s an idea: let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all Picture Quote #1

I love Valentine’s Day. When you’re a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It’s like ‘TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT’. It’s Valentines galore! Picture Quote #1

Valentine’s Day is devoted to love. Why don’t we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of the day by ordinary people, but is repressed for reasons of social order. I think it would be very cathartic, and it would certainly make for an exciting six o’clock news Picture Quote #1

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All of us, consciously or unconsciously, set out to have the best possible love life. Valentine’s Day simply shines a light on the degree to which that didn’t - or hasn’t yet - materialized Picture Quote #1

I think they should create a holiday for friends-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Valentine’s Day is, maybe it’s a day to stay home and cry Picture Quote #1

Since love is a magic, Valentine’s Day is the day of magicians! Whoever loves creates a magic; whoever is loved, a magic is created! Picture Quote #1

My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan! Picture Quote #1

Be it Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day or Mother’s Day, I feel all days are reminders of some feelings. February 14 doesn’t hold any special relevance for me Picture Quote #1

Some McDonald’s restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine’s Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one Picture Quote #1

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Here’s my problem. On Valentine’s Day the flowers are wilting and so am I Picture Quote #1

The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine’s Day headquarters. Guys, if that’s your Valentine’s Day headquarters, you can also call the garage your new home Picture Quote #1

Valentine’s Day is my mother’s birthday. If I’m wildly in love, I’ve sent people chicken hearts, which seems to appeal to the kind of person that I’ve been in love with Picture Quote #1

All my wife wanted for Valentine’s Day was a little card - American Express Picture Quote #1

I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine’s Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing Picture Quote #1

In a recent Valentine’s Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares? Picture Quote #1

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I don’t really care too much about Valentine’s Day... I’ve never had a valentine or anything. I’ve always just spent it with my friends, so I don’t really have much expectation for Valentine’s Day Picture Quote #1

Every year of my life, my dad has sent me a Valentine’s Day gift. Whether I was in the same house or across the country, he always sent something Picture Quote #1

Valentine’s Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me Picture Quote #1

In your light I learn how to love. In your beauty, how to make poems. You dance inside my chest where no-one sees you, but sometimes I do, and that sight becomes this art Picture Quote #1

Is Valentine’s Day a day to make cupcakes with your children? No, Valentine’s is supposed to be a day about romantic love Picture Quote #1

I love Valentine’s Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. My favorite romantic comedy is ‘When Harry Met Sally.’ Picture Quote #1

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So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you (Valentine's Day Quotes) Thanksgiving is the holiday that encompasses all others. All of them, from Martin Luther King Day to Arbor Day to Christmas to Valentine’s Day, are in one way or another about being thankful (Valentine's Day Quotes) It’s called Valentine’s Day, you moron. If you’re going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays (Valentine's Day Quotes) I feel bad for people who die on Valentine’s Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand? (Valentine's Day Quotes) I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine’s Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine’s Day (Valentine's Day Quotes) Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything (Valentine's Day Quotes) I dust [your photo] carefully every morning, for to do so gives me the pleasant feeling that I’m caressing you as in the old days. I even touch your nose with mine to recapture the electric current that used to flush through my blood whenever I did so (Valentine's Day Quotes) I wanted to do a set of love songs for Valentine’s Day so I went through my old material. I found myself scraping around the edges of good taste (Valentine's Day Quotes) Valentine’s day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like ‘Oh, happy valentine’s day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago! (Valentine's Day Quotes) Oh here’s an idea: let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all (Valentine's Day Quotes) I love Valentine’s Day. When you’re a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It’s like ‘TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT’. It’s Valentines galore! (Valentine's Day Quotes) Valentine’s Day is devoted to love. Why don’t we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of the day by ordinary people, but is repressed for reasons of social order. I think it would be very cathartic, and it would certainly make for an exciting six o’clock news (Valentine's Day Quotes) All of us, consciously or unconsciously, set out to have the best possible love life. Valentine’s Day simply shines a light on the degree to which that didn’t - or hasn’t yet - materialized (Valentine's Day Quotes) I think they should create a holiday for friends-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Valentine’s Day is, maybe it’s a day to stay home and cry (Valentine's Day Quotes) Since love is a magic, Valentine’s Day is the day of magicians! Whoever loves creates a magic; whoever is loved, a magic is created! (Valentine's Day Quotes) My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan! (Valentine's Day Quotes) Be it Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day or Mother’s Day, I feel all days are reminders of some feelings. February 14 doesn’t hold any special relevance for me (Valentine's Day Quotes) Some McDonald’s restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine’s Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one (Valentine's Day Quotes) Here’s my problem. On Valentine’s Day the flowers are wilting and so am I (Valentine's Day Quotes) The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine’s Day headquarters. Guys, if that’s your Valentine’s Day headquarters, you can also call the garage your new home (Valentine's Day Quotes) Valentine’s Day is my mother’s birthday. If I’m wildly in love, I’ve sent people chicken hearts, which seems to appeal to the kind of person that I’ve been in love with (Valentine's Day Quotes) All my wife wanted for Valentine’s Day was a little card - American Express (Valentine's Day Quotes) I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine’s Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing. (Valentine's Day Quotes) In a recent Valentine’s Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares? (Valentine's Day Quotes) I don’t really care too much about Valentine’s Day... I’ve never had a valentine or anything. I’ve always just spent it with my friends, so I don’t really have much expectation for Valentine’s Day. (Valentine's Day Quotes) Every year of my life, my dad has sent me a Valentine’s Day gift. Whether I was in the same house or across the country, he always sent something. (Valentine's Day Quotes) Valentine’s Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me (Valentine's Day Quotes) In your light I learn how to love. In your beauty, how to make poems. You dance inside my chest where no-one sees you, but sometimes I do, and that sight becomes this art (Valentine's Day Quotes) Is Valentine’s Day a day to make cupcakes with your children? No, Valentine’s is supposed to be a day about romantic love (Valentine's Day Quotes) I love Valentine’s Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. My favorite romantic comedy is ‘When Harry Met Sally.’ (Valentine's Day Quotes)

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