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Last time I trusted you I woke up without my balls  (Vasectomy Quotes) They cut off your what??!  (Vasectomy Quotes) If you make one mistake, it can result in vasectomy  (Vasectomy Quotes) Vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry  (Vasectomy Quotes) The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via weed whacker than attend an opera  (Vasectomy Quotes) I wandered over across the hall where they were showing a short movie about vasectomies. Much later I told her that I’d actually gotten a vasectomy a long time ago, and somebody else must have gotten her pregnant. I also told her once that I had inoperable cancer and would soon be passed away and gone, eternally. But nothing I could think up, no matter how dramatic or horrible, ever made her repent or love me the way she had at first, before she really knew me  (Vasectomy Quotes) A program of sterilizing women after their second or third child, despite the relatively greater difficulty of the operation than vasectomy, might be easier to implement than trying to sterilize men  (Vasectomy Quotes) Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells  (Vasectomy Quotes)