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Vegas Quotes

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas Picture Quote #1

No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling Picture Quote #1

I work a lot, and not just in Las Vegas Picture Quote #1

What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone Picture Quote #1

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night Picture Quote #1

For a loser, vegas is the meanest town on Earth Picture Quote #1

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Disneyland is Vegas for children Picture Quote #1

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas Picture Quote #1

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas Picture Quote #1

But Vegas is really my first home Picture Quote #1

Man, I really like Vegas Picture Quote #1

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas Picture Quote #1

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I started a big part of my career in Vegas Picture Quote #1

I’ve never been to Vegas, but I’ve gambled all my life Picture Quote #1

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody Picture Quote #1

Vegas is a great excuse to be as immature and messy as our children Picture Quote #1

I’m not a big fan of cold weather; that’s why I moved to Vegas! Picture Quote #1

I don’t like Las Vegas. I’d rather be mountain biking or climbing Picture Quote #1

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Every few months I’ll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas Picture Quote #1

Las Vegas, New Mexico has had a lot of great movies shot there Picture Quote #1

I’m very happy with how Jaleo in Las Vegas came together Picture Quote #1

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money Picture Quote #1

Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato Picture Quote #1

So, you know, if, if I wanted to get up and just play golf one day, I would just get up and play golf. If I wanted to go to Vegas, I would just get up and go to Vegas Picture Quote #1

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I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it Picture Quote #1

Nevada’s one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you Picture Quote #1

Vegas is everything that’s right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They’ve effectively legalized everything there Picture Quote #1

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head Picture Quote #1

And actually, about three weeks ago, Micky, Peter and I were in Vegas at the MGM Grand. And we did about 12 shows in seven days. It was quite an experience Picture Quote #1

When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer’s syndrome - I played craps and lost Picture Quote #1

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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas (Vegas Quotes) No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling (Vegas Quotes) I work a lot, and not just in Las Vegas (Vegas Quotes) What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone (Vegas Quotes) Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night (Vegas Quotes) For a loser, vegas is the meanest town on Earth (Vegas Quotes) Disneyland is Vegas for children (Vegas Quotes) I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas (Vegas Quotes) I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas (Vegas Quotes) But Vegas is really my first home (Vegas Quotes) Man, I really like Vegas (Vegas Quotes) I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas (Vegas Quotes) I started a big part of my career in Vegas (Vegas Quotes) I’ve never been to Vegas, but I’ve gambled all my life (Vegas Quotes) I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody (Vegas Quotes) Vegas is a great excuse to be as immature and messy as our children (Vegas Quotes) I’m not a big fan of cold weather; that’s why I moved to Vegas! (Vegas Quotes) I don’t like Las Vegas. I’d rather be mountain biking or climbing. (Vegas Quotes) Every few months I’ll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas (Vegas Quotes) Las Vegas, New Mexico has had a lot of great movies shot there (Vegas Quotes) I’m very happy with how Jaleo in Las Vegas came together (Vegas Quotes) Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money (Vegas Quotes) Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato (Vegas Quotes) So, you know, if, if I wanted to get up and just play golf one day, I would just get up and play golf. If I wanted to go to Vegas, I would just get up and go to Vegas (Vegas Quotes) I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it (Vegas Quotes) Nevada’s one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you (Vegas Quotes) Vegas is everything that’s right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They’ve effectively legalized everything there (Vegas Quotes) The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head (Vegas Quotes) And actually, about three weeks ago, Micky, Peter and I were in Vegas at the MGM Grand. And we did about 12 shows in seven days. It was quite an experience (Vegas Quotes) When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer’s syndrome - I played craps and lost (Vegas Quotes)

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