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Vegas Quotes

George Klein says that Elvis had five real friends outside of his circle, and I was blessed to be one of them. I spent a lot of time with Elvis in Vegas and at Graceland Picture Quote #1

As a coping mechanism, or as a way to make a little hard count by shilling demons in the shadows, I try not to belittle the thought process of the conspiracy theorists. As a cocktail waitress in Vegas once schooled me: never get down on anybody else’s hustle Picture Quote #1

Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry goes? So far in the past week, President Bush has followed John Kerry to Davenport, Iowa; New Mexico; Las Vegas; Los Angeles; and he follows him to Portland, Oregon. The only place he never followed John Kerry was Vietnam Picture Quote #1

The thing about Vegas is, I don’t have to fly anywhere, and that really helps. It means I stay in one place for three weeks at a time instead of flying backwards and forwards Picture Quote #1

I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city Picture Quote #1

My memories of Las Vegas were all with my father when I was, like, a teenager. He was best friends with Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin, and we’d come up and see the shows and go backstage afterwards and have dinner together. It was one of my first educations about stars and how they really are back stage Picture Quote #1

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I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer I am performing on an Alaskan cruise. Not too many comedians can pull that off. Funny thing is, my show doesn’t change for Vegas Picture Quote #1

I was born out of a Vegas marriage: My parents got married three days after they met Picture Quote #1

Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before Picture Quote #1

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. You can pretty much do it all day and all night if you want to Picture Quote #1

With the development of the web everything is instantaneous. Everything is about how quick you can get it. So with online gambling you don’t have to travel to Vegas, Atlantic City, or anywhere in the world to gamble Picture Quote #1

I could’ve always worked shows, clubs, Las Vegas and Atlantic City, but I was successful in business ventures, and things weren’t happening in show business, so I said, ‘Let me see what I can do.’ Picture Quote #1

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I’ve enjoyed appearing in Atlantic City. East Coast audiences are a bit brighter than Las Vegas audiences. I think most entertainers will tell you the same thing. The East Coast audiences are more perceptive - especially when it comes to a performer with a theatrical background Picture Quote #1

When I went to college at the University of Nevada back in Las Vegas, I got tricked into singing in choir. The first thing we did was the Mozart ‘Requiem.’ That was the piece that changed my life overnight Picture Quote #1

Melissa Barak, an ex-City Ballet dancer and sometime choreographer, has put together an unspeakably dopey and incompetent mess called ‘Call Me Ben,’ combining ultra-generic dance, terrible dialogue and disastrous storytelling, about the founding of Las Vegas by the gangster Bugsy Siegel, who insists, violently, on being addressed as ‘Ben.’ Picture Quote #1

Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It’s like a morality car wash Picture Quote #1

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer’s kid’s bar mitzvah Picture Quote #1

I love Las Vegas because it’s the one city less classy than Los Angeles Picture Quote #1

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Las Vegas is incredible. Either you love it or you’re a classy person with morals. I fall into the former category. It’s definitely bled into my writing Picture Quote #1

I met the man of my dreams at a gym, and then we got married in Vegas - because we’re classy. When you meet at a gym, where else do you get married? Picture Quote #1

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve wanted to represent Las Vegas more. Represent the Southwest. It’s a magical place. The desert. I do understand people’s criticisms, but it’s a magical place and a beautiful city, even though there are a lot of things that are wrong with it Picture Quote #1

I was at our beautiful home in Martha’s Vineyard, near Boston, sitting on the porch looking at the ocean when I got a phone called and was asked, ‘Would I like to do ‘CSI’?’ A week later, I’m at a coroner’s office in Las Vegas, participating in a quadruple autopsy Picture Quote #1

Las Vegas is a beautiful place. I like it more and more and plan to be here often. It’s a great place for chess Picture Quote #1

In Las Vegas, the magnitude is impressive, but the humanity is gone. It feels like you’re being intimidated out of your money instead of inviting you to come have this experience Picture Quote #1

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Disney is one of the best hotel companies in the world. Yet they have never and will never open a casino on the Vegas strip Picture Quote #1

Vegas represents the idea of America I had as a kid. The big cars, the pretty girls; everything is possible in Vegas Picture Quote #1

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life Picture Quote #1

I don’t gamble anymore since I had a kid. I have fun in Vegas. I see shows, Cirque du Soleil. Don Rickles was in town last time I was there. I’ll have lunch with George Wallace. I just look in the Weekly calendar and see who’s performing, and inevitably, we all meet up late night at one of the casinos. Jesus, I sound boring Picture Quote #1

I think on a bucket list for a performer is definitely doing a stage show, whether it’s in Vegas or on Broadway or whatever Picture Quote #1

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out Picture Quote #1

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George Klein says that Elvis had five real friends outside of his circle, and I was blessed to be one of them. I spent a lot of time with Elvis in Vegas and at Graceland (Vegas Quotes) As a coping mechanism, or as a way to make a little hard count by shilling demons in the shadows, I try not to belittle the thought process of the conspiracy theorists. As a cocktail waitress in Vegas once schooled me: never get down on anybody else’s hustle (Vegas Quotes) Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry goes? So far in the past week, President Bush has followed John Kerry to Davenport, Iowa; New Mexico; Las Vegas; Los Angeles; and he follows him to Portland, Oregon. The only place he never followed John Kerry was Vietnam (Vegas Quotes) The thing about Vegas is, I don’t have to fly anywhere, and that really helps. It means I stay in one place for three weeks at a time instead of flying backwards and forwards (Vegas Quotes) I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city (Vegas Quotes) My memories of Las Vegas were all with my father when I was, like, a teenager. He was best friends with Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin, and we’d come up and see the shows and go backstage afterwards and have dinner together. It was one of my first educations about stars and how they really are back stage (Vegas Quotes) I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer I am performing on an Alaskan cruise. Not too many comedians can pull that off. Funny thing is, my show doesn’t change for Vegas (Vegas Quotes) I was born out of a Vegas marriage: My parents got married three days after they met (Vegas Quotes) Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before. (Vegas Quotes) I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. You can pretty much do it all day and all night if you want to. (Vegas Quotes) With the development of the web everything is instantaneous. Everything is about how quick you can get it. So with online gambling you don’t have to travel to Vegas, Atlantic City, or anywhere in the world to gamble. (Vegas Quotes) I could’ve always worked shows, clubs, Las Vegas and Atlantic City, but I was successful in business ventures, and things weren’t happening in show business, so I said, ‘Let me see what I can do.’ (Vegas Quotes) I’ve enjoyed appearing in Atlantic City. East Coast audiences are a bit brighter than Las Vegas audiences. I think most entertainers will tell you the same thing. The East Coast audiences are more perceptive - especially when it comes to a performer with a theatrical background. (Vegas Quotes) When I went to college at the University of Nevada back in Las Vegas, I got tricked into singing in choir. The first thing we did was the Mozart ‘Requiem.’ That was the piece that changed my life overnight. (Vegas Quotes) Melissa Barak, an ex-City Ballet dancer and sometime choreographer, has put together an unspeakably dopey and incompetent mess called ‘Call Me Ben,’ combining ultra-generic dance, terrible dialogue and disastrous storytelling, about the founding of Las Vegas by the gangster Bugsy Siegel, who insists, violently, on being addressed as ‘Ben.’ (Vegas Quotes) Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It’s like a morality car wash. (Vegas Quotes) For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer’s kid’s bar mitzvah. (Vegas Quotes) I love Las Vegas because it’s the one city less classy than Los Angeles (Vegas Quotes) Las Vegas is incredible. Either you love it or you’re a classy person with morals. I fall into the former category. It’s definitely bled into my writing. (Vegas Quotes) I met the man of my dreams at a gym, and then we got married in Vegas - because we’re classy. When you meet at a gym, where else do you get married? (Vegas Quotes) As I’ve gotten older, I’ve wanted to represent Las Vegas more. Represent the Southwest. It’s a magical place. The desert. I do understand people’s criticisms, but it’s a magical place and a beautiful city, even though there are a lot of things that are wrong with it. (Vegas Quotes) I was at our beautiful home in Martha’s Vineyard, near Boston, sitting on the porch looking at the ocean when I got a phone called and was asked, ‘Would I like to do ‘CSI’?’ A week later, I’m at a coroner’s office in Las Vegas, participating in a quadruple autopsy. (Vegas Quotes) Las Vegas is a beautiful place. I like it more and more and plan to be here often. It’s a great place for chess. (Vegas Quotes) In Las Vegas, the magnitude is impressive, but the humanity is gone. It feels like you’re being intimidated out of your money instead of inviting you to come have this experience. (Vegas Quotes) Disney is one of the best hotel companies in the world. Yet they have never and will never open a casino on the Vegas strip. (Vegas Quotes) Vegas represents the idea of America I had as a kid. The big cars, the pretty girls; everything is possible in Vegas. (Vegas Quotes) Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life. (Vegas Quotes) I don’t gamble anymore since I had a kid. I have fun in Vegas. I see shows, Cirque du Soleil. Don Rickles was in town last time I was there. I’ll have lunch with George Wallace. I just look in the Weekly calendar and see who’s performing, and inevitably, we all meet up late night at one of the casinos. Jesus, I sound boring. (Vegas Quotes) I think on a bucket list for a performer is definitely doing a stage show, whether it’s in Vegas or on Broadway or whatever. (Vegas Quotes) When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out. (Vegas Quotes)

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