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Victor Borge Quotes
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t (Victor Borge Quotes)
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year (Victor Borge Quotes)
I don’t mind growing old. I’m just not used to it. (Victor Borge Quotes)
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year (Victor Borge Quotes)
It’s your language. I’m just trying to use it (Victor Borge Quotes)
I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year. (Victor Borge Quotes)
Laughter is the closest distance between two people (Victor Borge Quotes)
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer (Victor Borge Quotes)
When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance (Victor Borge Quotes)
Well, all’s fair in love, war and fooling the critics (Victor Borge Quotes)
I don’t mind growing old. I’m just not used to it (Victor Borge Quotes)
... the elephant smoked too much (Victor Borge Quotes)
Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That’s because he moved twice (Victor Borge Quotes)
The first piano was built long after they didn’t have any at all (Victor Borge Quotes)
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much (Victor Borge Quotes)