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Yoga. Vodka (Vod Quotes)
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two (Vod Quotes)
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Vod Quotes)
Vodka diet. Lose 3 days in 1 week (Vod Quotes)
Vodka is kind of a hobby (Vod Quotes)
Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up (Vod Quotes)
Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric (Vod Quotes)
If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable (Vod Quotes)
Yay! There is room to add vodka (Vod Quotes)
Get me a vodka rocks. Mom, it’s breakfast. And a piece of toast (Vod Quotes)
Drinking vodka in commercials. Drinking vodka in real life (Vod Quotes)
Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka (Vod Quotes)
Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats (Vod Quotes)
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it (Vod Quotes)
Trust me you can dance. Vodka (Vod Quotes)
I am so old I remember when vodka only came in one flavor (Vod Quotes)
A person with a basement full of vodka: Alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy (Vod Quotes)
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again (Vod Quotes)
Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish (Vod Quotes)
Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice (Vod Quotes)
The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has (Vod Quotes)
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly (Vod Quotes)
Good girls are made from sugar and spice... but me and my girls are made from vodka and ice! (Vod Quotes)
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka (Vod Quotes)
Even when I was dizzy with vodka, that smile never failed to make my heart speed up (Vod Quotes)
I’m partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon (Vod Quotes)
I still drink vodka; I’m not an advocate of drinking, but I’m no angel. I don’t like grass, because it just makes me hungry (Vod Quotes)
As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That’s how I went to my first war (Vod Quotes)
My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer’s evening with a long, tall glass of lager and lime was heaven, and I chose not to remember the nights on which I had sat with a bottle of vodka, a gram of coke and a shotgun, contemplating suicide (Vod Quotes)
I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff’s kitchen. He went to the fridge, opened it, and came out with a bottle of bourbon. He poured some into a coffee cup, drank it down, and poured some more. He offered me the bottle. No, thanks. Aren’t you supposed to drink vodka? Aren’t you supposed to wear a pointy hat and ride on a flying broomstick? Touche, I said (Vod Quotes)
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