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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. and try to find somebody who’s life is giving them vodka, and have a party Picture Quote #1

Vodka! That’s a child’s drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? Picture Quote #1

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party Picture Quote #1

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette Picture Quote #1

I don’t think vodka is useful. I think it’s for people who don’t like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn’t be drinking it Picture Quote #1

I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka Picture Quote #1

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I like vodka tonics and gin and tonics. I also like gimlets. I like things that have sweetness with a bit of a kick Picture Quote #1

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party Picture Quote #1

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate Picture Quote #1

People think they don’t understand math, but it’s all about how you explain it to them. If you ask a drunkard what number is larger, 2/3 or 3/5, he won’t be able to tell you. But if you rephrase the question: what is better, 2 bottles of vodka for 3 people or 3 bottles of vodka for 5 people, he will tell you right away: 2 bottles for 3 people, of course Picture Quote #1

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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. and try to find somebody who’s life is giving them vodka, and have a party (Vod Quotes) Vodka! That’s a child’s drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? (Vod Quotes) I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party (Vod Quotes) I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette (Vod Quotes) I don’t think vodka is useful. I think it’s for people who don’t like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn’t be drinking it (Vod Quotes) I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka (Vod Quotes) I like vodka tonics and gin and tonics. I also like gimlets. I like things that have sweetness with a bit of a kick (Vod Quotes) I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party (Vod Quotes) Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate (Vod Quotes) People think they don’t understand math, but it’s all about how you explain it to them. If you ask a drunkard what number is larger, 2/3 or 3/5, he won’t be able to tell you. But if you rephrase the question: what is better, 2 bottles of vodka for 3 people or 3 bottles of vodka for 5 people, he will tell you right away: 2 bottles for 3 people, of course (Vod Quotes)

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