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Vodka Quotes

I don’t think vodka is useful. I think it’s for people who don’t like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn’t be drinking it Picture Quote #1

If I have to be a monotheist, y’know pick one, I’m picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions Picture Quote #1

I need a lot of black on my eyes and a little shot of vodka to be brave, because you’re beautiful when you relax Picture Quote #1

Whiskey’s to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer Picture Quote #1

Nah, Dad, I’m good. Please leave me in this hotel bedroom with my handsome boyfriend. And several of his relatives, and a very sharp weapon.Clearly I went badly wrong somewhere when raising you, said Dad. Well, best to do down before Tomo gets into the vodka Picture Quote #1

I’m a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time Picture Quote #1

I don’t like people who drink decaf coffee it’s like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That’s like drinking non alcoholic vodka Picture Quote #1

I think that’s what we love about the vodka, is that it’s consistent. It’s consistent in its pureness and that’s how I tie it to restaurants Picture Quote #1

I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality Picture Quote #1

Drinking goes with everything, there’s always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th of vodka at 3am on Easter Sunday if you want Picture Quote #1

I usually wake up far after breakfast. That’s as much as you’re going to find out about my dietary requirements other than marijuana and vodka Picture Quote #1

I don’t think vodka is useful. I think it’s for people who don’t like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn’t be drinking it Picture Quote #1

Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish Picture Quote #1

It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again Picture Quote #1

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party Picture Quote #1

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate Picture Quote #1

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has Picture Quote #1

I’m partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon Picture Quote #1

People think they don’t understand math, but it’s all about how you explain it to them. If you ask a drunkard what number is larger, 2/3 or 3/5, he won’t be able to tell you. But if you rephrase the question: what is better, 2 bottles of vodka for 3 people or 3 bottles of vodka for 5 people, he will tell you right away: 2 bottles for 3 people, of course Picture Quote #1

I like vodka tonics and gin and tonics. I also like gimlets. I like things that have sweetness with a bit of a kick Picture Quote #1

I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka Picture Quote #1

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka Picture Quote #1

I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette Picture Quote #1

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka Picture Quote #1

Even when I was dizzy with vodka, that smile never failed to make my heart speed up Picture Quote #1

Vodka! That’s a child’s drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? Picture Quote #1

My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer’s evening with a long, tall glass of lager and lime was heaven, and I chose not to remember the nights on which I had sat with a bottle of vodka, a gram of coke and a shotgun, contemplating suicide Picture Quote #1

As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That’s how I went to my first war Picture Quote #1

I still drink vodka; I’m not an advocate of drinking, but I’m no angel. I don’t like grass, because it just makes me hungry Picture Quote #1

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical Picture Quote #1

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I don’t think vodka is useful. I think it’s for people who don’t like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn’t be drinking it. (Vodka Quotes) If I have to be a monotheist, y’know pick one, I’m picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions. (Vodka Quotes) I need a lot of black on my eyes and a little shot of vodka to be brave, because you’re beautiful when you relax. (Vodka Quotes) Whiskey’s to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. (Vodka Quotes) Nah, Dad, I’m good. Please leave me in this hotel bedroom with my handsome boyfriend. And several of his relatives, and a very sharp weapon.Clearly I went badly wrong somewhere when raising you, said Dad. Well, best to do down before Tomo gets into the vodka. (Vodka Quotes) I’m a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time. (Vodka Quotes) I don’t like people who drink decaf coffee it’s like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That’s like drinking non alcoholic vodka. (Vodka Quotes) I think that’s what we love about the vodka, is that it’s consistent. It’s consistent in its pureness and that’s how I tie it to restaurants. (Vodka Quotes) I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality. (Vodka Quotes) Drinking goes with everything, there’s always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th of vodka at 3am on Easter Sunday if you want. (Vodka Quotes) I usually wake up far after breakfast. That’s as much as you’re going to find out about my dietary requirements other than marijuana and vodka. (Vodka Quotes) I don’t think vodka is useful. I think it’s for people who don’t like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn’t be drinking it (Vodka Quotes) Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish (Vodka Quotes) It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again (Vodka Quotes) I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party (Vodka Quotes) Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate (Vodka Quotes) The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has (Vodka Quotes) I’m partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon (Vodka Quotes) People think they don’t understand math, but it’s all about how you explain it to them. If you ask a drunkard what number is larger, 2/3 or 3/5, he won’t be able to tell you. But if you rephrase the question: what is better, 2 bottles of vodka for 3 people or 3 bottles of vodka for 5 people, he will tell you right away: 2 bottles for 3 people, of course (Vodka Quotes) I like vodka tonics and gin and tonics. I also like gimlets. I like things that have sweetness with a bit of a kick (Vodka Quotes) I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka (Vodka Quotes) It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka (Vodka Quotes) I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette (Vodka Quotes) Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka (Vodka Quotes) Even when I was dizzy with vodka, that smile never failed to make my heart speed up (Vodka Quotes) Vodka! That’s a child’s drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? (Vodka Quotes) My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer’s evening with a long, tall glass of lager and lime was heaven, and I chose not to remember the nights on which I had sat with a bottle of vodka, a gram of coke and a shotgun, contemplating suicide (Vodka Quotes) As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That’s how I went to my first war (Vodka Quotes) I still drink vodka; I’m not an advocate of drinking, but I’m no angel. I don’t like grass, because it just makes me hungry (Vodka Quotes) The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical (Vodka Quotes)

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