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W C Fields Quotes
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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to (W C Fields Quotes)
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed (W C Fields Quotes)
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned (W C Fields Quotes)
Never give a sucker an even break (W C Fields Quotes)
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath (W C Fields Quotes)
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart (W C Fields Quotes)
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women (W C Fields Quotes)
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? (W C Fields Quotes)
It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money (W C Fields Quotes)
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with (W C Fields Quotes)
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep (W C Fields Quotes)
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it (W C Fields Quotes)
It is funnier to bend things than to break them (W C Fields Quotes)
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together! (W C Fields Quotes)
Ain’t fit for man nor beast (W C Fields Quotes)
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for (W C Fields Quotes)
I’ve never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother (W C Fields Quotes)
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse (W C Fields Quotes)
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know (W C Fields Quotes)
I drink with impunity... or anyone else who invites me (W C Fields Quotes)
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol (W C Fields Quotes)
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours (W C Fields Quotes)
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve (W C Fields Quotes)
Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice! (W C Fields Quotes)
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth (W C Fields Quotes)
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive (W C Fields Quotes)
A man who’s intoxicated all the time doesn’t need sympathy (W C Fields Quotes)
Never work with animals or children (W C Fields Quotes)
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach (W C Fields Quotes)
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water (W C Fields Quotes)