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Waiter Quotes

Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they’re just regular people. Like Larry King. We’ve been friends for forty years. He’s one of the few guys I know who’s really famous. One minute he’s talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he’s saying to me, ‘Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?’ Picture Quote #1

Real Humility is when I can treat a minister, a prince, a priest, a teacher, a waiter and a janitor with the same and equal respect Picture Quote #1

I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: It takes four hours. I asked why and he said: It keeps turning off the gas Picture Quote #1

If that’s the case, waiter, please bring me another piece of cake, Gramps said as lunch was brought to the table, I’m all for fighting tyranny and oppression Picture Quote #1

One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear Picture Quote #1

You wouldn’t have the same art on the walls at every restaurant or the same waiter uniforms. Neither should you have the same service style at every restaurant Picture Quote #1

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When I was a waiter, I wanted to be the best waiter I could be and worked to be better at it every day Picture Quote #1

I worked as a waiter when I was 15 and got a chance to appreciate good, simple food. There’s nothing better than a boiled egg with toast Picture Quote #1

My indifference to money and my spendthrift ways are disgraceful. You have no idea how reckless I am; how often I practically throw money out of the window. I am always making good resolutions, but the next minute I forget and give the waiter eightpence Picture Quote #1

The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter Picture Quote #1

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter Picture Quote #1

When you find a waiter who is a waiter and not an actor, writer, musician or poet, you’ve found a jewel Picture Quote #1

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A diner having a row with a waiter in a swanky restaurant chills the blood in a way that a quarrel over a pizza order elsewhere would never do. Compassion is rarely the custom of the privileged Picture Quote #1

I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea! Picture Quote #1

If you wait for inspiration to write you’re not a writer, you’re a waiter Picture Quote #1

When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor but that bad of a waiter Picture Quote #1

I have been working since I was 20, and I’m 38. I actually once averaged out what I had made over my professional life. I think I could have made that much as a waiter or an insurance salesman. You know, I spent so many years in my 20’s making $10,000 a year Picture Quote #1

I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used Picture Quote #1

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I would say a full-time waiter in a high-price house could easily make $75,000, $80,000 a year Picture Quote #1

If you’re a waiter and you’re waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day Picture Quote #1

I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school Picture Quote #1

I left school at 16 and skipped university to work, initially as a waiter. I think I missed out on what would have been great years Picture Quote #1

Talk is a pure art. Its only limits are the patience of listeners who, when they get tired, can always pay for their coffee or change it with a friendly waiter and walk out Picture Quote #1

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person Picture Quote #1

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I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that Picture Quote #1

A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally Picture Quote #1

I’m like a waiter and you something like a hater with trays in both hands, place an order I can cater Picture Quote #1

At present every coachman and every waiter argues about whether or not the relativity theory is correct Picture Quote #1

My father was a waiter basically, and when I got my first professional job as an actor, I left a job that he found me for half the amount of money. So anyone would think that they’re stupid, that that would be a stupid move Picture Quote #1

In Manhattan, every flat surface is a potential stage and every inattentive waiter an unemployed, possibly unemployable, actor Picture Quote #1

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Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they’re just regular people. Like Larry King. We’ve been friends for forty years. He’s one of the few guys I know who’s really famous. One minute he’s talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he’s saying to me, ‘Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?’ (Waiter Quotes) Real Humility is when I can treat a minister, a prince, a priest, a teacher, a waiter and a janitor with the same and equal respect. (Waiter Quotes) I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: It takes four hours. I asked why and he said: It keeps turning off the gas. (Waiter Quotes) If that’s the case, waiter, please bring me another piece of cake, Gramps said as lunch was brought to the table, I’m all for fighting tyranny and oppression. (Waiter Quotes) One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear. (Waiter Quotes) You wouldn’t have the same art on the walls at every restaurant or the same waiter uniforms. Neither should you have the same service style at every restaurant. (Waiter Quotes) When I was a waiter, I wanted to be the best waiter I could be and worked to be better at it every day (Waiter Quotes) I worked as a waiter when I was 15 and got a chance to appreciate good, simple food. There’s nothing better than a boiled egg with toast (Waiter Quotes) My indifference to money and my spendthrift ways are disgraceful. You have no idea how reckless I am; how often I practically throw money out of the window. I am always making good resolutions, but the next minute I forget and give the waiter eightpence (Waiter Quotes) The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter (Waiter Quotes) It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter (Waiter Quotes) When you find a waiter who is a waiter and not an actor, writer, musician or poet, you’ve found a jewel (Waiter Quotes) A diner having a row with a waiter in a swanky restaurant chills the blood in a way that a quarrel over a pizza order elsewhere would never do. Compassion is rarely the custom of the privileged (Waiter Quotes) I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea! (Waiter Quotes) If you wait for inspiration to write you’re not a writer, you’re a waiter (Waiter Quotes) When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor but that bad of a waiter (Waiter Quotes) I have been working since I was 20, and I’m 38. I actually once averaged out what I had made over my professional life. I think I could have made that much as a waiter or an insurance salesman. You know, I spent so many years in my 20’s making $10,000 a year (Waiter Quotes) I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used (Waiter Quotes) I would say a full-time waiter in a high-price house could easily make $75,000, $80,000 a year (Waiter Quotes) If you’re a waiter and you’re waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day (Waiter Quotes) I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school (Waiter Quotes) I left school at 16 and skipped university to work, initially as a waiter. I think I missed out on what would have been great years (Waiter Quotes) Talk is a pure art. Its only limits are the patience of listeners who, when they get tired, can always pay for their coffee or change it with a friendly waiter and walk out (Waiter Quotes) A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person (Waiter Quotes) I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that (Waiter Quotes) A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally (Waiter Quotes) I’m like a waiter and you something like a hater with trays in both hands, place an order I can cater (Waiter Quotes) At present every coachman and every waiter argues about whether or not the relativity theory is correct (Waiter Quotes) My father was a waiter basically, and when I got my first professional job as an actor, I left a job that he found me for half the amount of money. So anyone would think that they’re stupid, that that would be a stupid move (Waiter Quotes) In Manhattan, every flat surface is a potential stage and every inattentive waiter an unemployed, possibly unemployable, actor (Waiter Quotes)

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