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Waitress Quotes

I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting Picture Quote #1

If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili should be good Picture Quote #1

If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon Picture Quote #1

If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good Picture Quote #1

As a coping mechanism, or as a way to make a little hard count by shilling demons in the shadows, I try not to belittle the thought process of the conspiracy theorists. As a cocktail waitress in Vegas once schooled me: never get down on anybody else’s hustle Picture Quote #1

I’d gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with this what must have looked like this creature, this animal, sitting on the top of my head! Picture Quote #1

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The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life Picture Quote #1

I’m not a figurehead for anything. I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress Picture Quote #1

I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school Picture Quote #1

I don’t love comedy but I can watch someone who’s kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who’s having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material Picture Quote #1

My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, Dom, I think that waitress knows me. What do you think she knows, Louie? The fact that your belly came in four steps ahead of you? Picture Quote #1

If I was a waitress, I was too tired at the end of the day when I came home to try to write Picture Quote #1

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Fastest way to end a date with me, be rude to your waitress regardless of the circumstances. Doesn’t fly. Been there done that. Date over Picture Quote #1

I have earned wages as a waitress, a nanny, a librarian, a personnel officer, an agricultural laborer, an advertising secretary, a typesetter, a proofreader, a mental-health-care provider, a substitute teacher, and a book reviewer. In and around the edges of all those jobs I have written poems, stories, and books, books, books Picture Quote #1

I was working as a cocktail waitress in a heavy metal bar. Then, my manager said I should try some acting, which led to an audition Satisfaction, where I played a musician in an all-girl band. That movie is where I met my future ex-husband Jody Porter Picture Quote #1

For seven years after college, I was a waitress at the Buttercup Bakery in Berkeley, and from there I got a job at Merrill Lynch as an account executive, from where I went to vice president of investments for Prudential-Bache Securities. I started my own firm in 1987 Picture Quote #1

Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your mailman Picture Quote #1

I think I’m a kind of a person who works hard at whatever I do, literally from being a waitress to being on television. I always try to give 110 percent to whatever it is I’m doing Picture Quote #1

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I’m probably a lot closer than perhaps the contents of my early fiction suggest to a jaded Denny’s waitress with smoker’s-lung-black humor than a ghost hunter Picture Quote #1

The only honourable work my parents knew was blue-collar. But while my father Robert ran a pawnbroker’s shop, and my mother was a waitress, I moved into a middle-class world with a level of security they never knew Picture Quote #1

I don’t love comedy but I can watch someone who’s kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who’s having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material Picture Quote #1

I feel so fortunate and lucky I don’t have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer Picture Quote #1

Life depends on what she thinks of as ‘big bursts' and ‘little bursts. ' Big bursts are things like marriage or children, intimacies that keep you afloat, but these big bursts hold dangerous, unseen currents. Which is why you need the little bursts as well: a friendly clerk at Bradlee's, let's say, or the waitress at Dunkin' Donuts who knows how you like your coffee Picture Quote #1

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you Picture Quote #1

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Who's to say I'm not an entirely different person? Because I am. You have to understand, five years ago I was a waitress Picture Quote #1

I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm. At the time this was the last thing on my mind Picture Quote #1

I’d much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I’d rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people Picture Quote #1

I’d probably be famous now if I wasn’t such a good waitress Picture Quote #1

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress I got lost on the subway Picture Quote #1

I started in the restaurant business at the age of 19 as a waitress. I loved the atmosphere and the camaraderie of the restaurant business. I loved not having to go to an office. I loved making people happy Picture Quote #1

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I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting (Waitress Quotes) If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili should be good (Waitress Quotes) If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon (Waitress Quotes) If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good (Waitress Quotes) As a coping mechanism, or as a way to make a little hard count by shilling demons in the shadows, I try not to belittle the thought process of the conspiracy theorists. As a cocktail waitress in Vegas once schooled me: never get down on anybody else’s hustle (Waitress Quotes) I’d gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with this what must have looked like this creature, this animal, sitting on the top of my head! (Waitress Quotes) The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life (Waitress Quotes) I’m not a figurehead for anything. I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress (Waitress Quotes) I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school (Waitress Quotes) I don’t love comedy but I can watch someone who’s kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who’s having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material (Waitress Quotes) My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, Dom, I think that waitress knows me. What do you think she knows, Louie? The fact that your belly came in four steps ahead of you? (Waitress Quotes) If I was a waitress, I was too tired at the end of the day when I came home to try to write (Waitress Quotes) Fastest way to end a date with me, be rude to your waitress regardless of the circumstances. Doesn’t fly. Been there done that. Date over (Waitress Quotes) I have earned wages as a waitress, a nanny, a librarian, a personnel officer, an agricultural laborer, an advertising secretary, a typesetter, a proofreader, a mental-health-care provider, a substitute teacher, and a book reviewer. In and around the edges of all those jobs I have written poems, stories, and books, books, books. (Waitress Quotes) I was working as a cocktail waitress in a heavy metal bar. Then, my manager said I should try some acting, which led to an audition Satisfaction, where I played a musician in an all-girl band. That movie is where I met my future ex-husband Jody Porter (Waitress Quotes) For seven years after college, I was a waitress at the Buttercup Bakery in Berkeley, and from there I got a job at Merrill Lynch as an account executive, from where I went to vice president of investments for Prudential-Bache Securities. I started my own firm in 1987 (Waitress Quotes) Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your mailman. (Waitress Quotes) I think I’m a kind of a person who works hard at whatever I do, literally from being a waitress to being on television. I always try to give 110 percent to whatever it is I’m doing. (Waitress Quotes) I’m probably a lot closer than perhaps the contents of my early fiction suggest to a jaded Denny’s waitress with smoker’s-lung-black humor than a ghost hunter. (Waitress Quotes) The only honourable work my parents knew was blue-collar. But while my father Robert ran a pawnbroker’s shop, and my mother was a waitress, I moved into a middle-class world with a level of security they never knew. (Waitress Quotes) I don’t love comedy but I can watch someone who’s kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who’s having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material. (Waitress Quotes) I feel so fortunate and lucky I don’t have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer. (Waitress Quotes) Life depends on what she thinks of as ‘big bursts' and ‘little bursts. ' Big bursts are things like marriage or children, intimacies that keep you afloat, but these big bursts hold dangerous, unseen currents. Which is why you need the little bursts as well: a friendly clerk at Bradlee's, let's say, or the waitress at Dunkin' Donuts who knows how you like your coffee (Waitress Quotes) The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you (Waitress Quotes) Who's to say I'm not an entirely different person? Because I am. You have to understand, five years ago I was a waitress (Waitress Quotes) I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm. At the time this was the last thing on my mind (Waitress Quotes) I’d much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I’d rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people (Waitress Quotes) I’d probably be famous now if I wasn’t such a good waitress (Waitress Quotes) I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress I got lost on the subway (Waitress Quotes) I started in the restaurant business at the age of 19 as a waitress. I loved the atmosphere and the camaraderie of the restaurant business. I loved not having to go to an office. I loved making people happy (Waitress Quotes)

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