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Wake Quotes

You don’t. It doesn’t work. One day, you wake up, and you’ve learned how to store it, and you go to another part of the heart Picture Quote #1

I wake up in the morning and my heart is light, man. It’s not heavy. I don’t have skeletons in the closet on their way out Picture Quote #1

And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they’re all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child Picture Quote #1

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You don’t. It doesn’t work. One day, you wake up, and you’ve learned how to store it, and you go to another part of the heart. (Wake Quotes) I wake up in the morning and my heart is light, man. It’s not heavy. I don’t have skeletons in the closet on their way out. (Wake Quotes) And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they’re all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child. (Wake Quotes)

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