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Wanda Sykes Quotes

I’m here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance Picture Quote #1

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny Picture Quote #1

I love Costas. He’s knows too much, but he’s a good guy Picture Quote #1

I was funny around my family. My family, they’re pretty funny, too Picture Quote #1

I always want to go back and do stand - up; I like the freedom Picture Quote #1

We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I’ve told them, ‘Mommy’s boo-boo is much better now.’ Picture Quote #1

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I’m always thinking of stuff; I just don’t sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I’ll make a note of it on my phone Picture Quote #1

I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I’m doing a show and I’m working on a bit and someone’s there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it’s not the finished product Picture Quote #1

I watch Jay. I watch ‘Letterman’. I flip back and forth between ‘Conan’ and ‘Letterman’, especially the top of the show for those guys Picture Quote #1

Ok so there’s no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who’s strictly just an actor or actress Picture Quote #1

My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on Picture Quote #1

I’m a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks Picture Quote #1

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I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians’ Big Chief Wahoo. It’s just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It’s the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening Picture Quote #1

Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I’m like, I can’t be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it’s a party Picture Quote #1

When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving? Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian so I’m not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don’t have to wait for somebody else to create my next job; I have the ability to basically write my own ticket Picture Quote #1

Don’t bother me while I’m eating, or when I’m coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going Picture Quote #1

I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary Picture Quote #1

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I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that’s pretty much what I’m doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies Picture Quote #1

Whatever I talk about is what I’m interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But being a mom is taking up most of my time. My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics Picture Quote #1

There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it’s the commitment Picture Quote #1

But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it’s so forced Picture Quote #1

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people Picture Quote #1

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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole Picture Quote #1

Whatever I talk about is what I’m interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But being a mom is taking up most of my time. My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics Picture Quote #1

I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight ... Rush Limbaugh - I hope the country fails. I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that’s what he needs Picture Quote #1

Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don’t give a damn. You tell them, ‘Hey, I just got back from the motherland.’ They’re like, ‘Where’d you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?’ Picture Quote #1

There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it’s the commitment Picture Quote #1

You can’t make a woman happy. That’s like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness Picture Quote #1

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I’m here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I love Costas. He’s knows too much, but he’s a good guy (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I was funny around my family. My family, they’re pretty funny, too. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I always want to go back and do stand - up; I like the freedom (Wanda Sykes Quotes) We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I’ve told them, ‘Mommy’s boo-boo is much better now.’ (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I’m always thinking of stuff; I just don’t sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I’ll make a note of it on my phone (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I’m doing a show and I’m working on a bit and someone’s there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it’s not the finished product (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I watch Jay. I watch ‘Letterman’. I flip back and forth between ‘Conan’ and ‘Letterman’, especially the top of the show for those guys (Wanda Sykes Quotes) Ok so there’s no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who’s strictly just an actor or actress (Wanda Sykes Quotes) My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I’m a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians’ Big Chief Wahoo. It’s just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It’s the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening (Wanda Sykes Quotes) Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I’m like, I can’t be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it’s a party (Wanda Sykes Quotes) When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving? (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I’m a comedian so I’m not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don’t have to wait for somebody else to create my next job; I have the ability to basically write my own ticket (Wanda Sykes Quotes) Don’t bother me while I’m eating, or when I’m coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that’s pretty much what I’m doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies (Wanda Sykes Quotes) Whatever I talk about is what I’m interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But being a mom is taking up most of my time. My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics (Wanda Sykes Quotes) There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it’s the commitment (Wanda Sykes Quotes) But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it’s so forced. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) It’s hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) Whatever I talk about is what I’m interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But being a mom is taking up most of my time. My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight ... Rush Limbaugh - I hope the country fails. I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that’s what he needs. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don’t give a damn. You tell them, ‘Hey, I just got back from the motherland.’ They’re like, ‘Where’d you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?’ (Wanda Sykes Quotes) There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it’s the commitment. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) You can’t make a woman happy. That’s like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness. (Wanda Sykes Quotes)

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