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Wanda Sykes Quotes

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing Picture Quote #1

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I’m starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm Picture Quote #1

I don’t like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet Picture Quote #1

With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now Picture Quote #1

Sometimes black people really want to hold onto our oppression - ‘This is ours! This belongs to us.’ You can’t just talk about equality for somebody else. Let’s pass it on. Let’s pass it on to somebody else. At the end of the day, it is all about inequality Picture Quote #1

Usually, there’s nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it Picture Quote #1

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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs Picture Quote #1

I’m like, If you do something dumb, I’ll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it’s like you’re kind of asking for it Picture Quote #1

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you Picture Quote #1

Men don’t hear women Picture Quote #1

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business Picture Quote #1

I’m really funny now Picture Quote #1

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What drives the creative person is that we see it all Picture Quote #1

I’m here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance Picture Quote #1

I’m here today because I hated everything else Picture Quote #1

I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me Picture Quote #1

I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up Picture Quote #1

If you feel like there’s something out there that you’re supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it Picture Quote #1

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It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians Picture Quote #1

It wasn’t until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I’m just behind the jokes Picture Quote #1

Seriously, I don’t need a gun. I’m easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over Picture Quote #1

Being gay is harder than being black. I didn’t have to come out black. I didn’t have to tell my parents about what its like to be black Picture Quote #1

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you’re funny you will get over all of that Picture Quote #1

I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place Picture Quote #1

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I was funny around my family. My family, they’re pretty funny, too Picture Quote #1

I’m finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am Picture Quote #1

I watched a lot of comedy growing up Picture Quote #1

I’m proud to be a woman. I’m proud to be a black woman, and I’m proud to be gay Picture Quote #1

It’s not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are Picture Quote #1

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all Picture Quote #1

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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I’m starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I don’t like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) Sometimes black people really want to hold onto our oppression - ‘This is ours! This belongs to us.’ You can’t just talk about equality for somebody else. Let’s pass it on. Let’s pass it on to somebody else. At the end of the day, it is all about inequality. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) Usually, there’s nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I’m like, If you do something dumb, I’ll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it’s like you’re kind of asking for it. (Wanda Sykes Quotes) If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you (Wanda Sykes Quotes) Men don’t hear women (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I’m really funny now (Wanda Sykes Quotes) What drives the creative person is that we see it all (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I’m here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I’m here today because I hated everything else (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up (Wanda Sykes Quotes) If you feel like there’s something out there that you’re supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it (Wanda Sykes Quotes) It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians (Wanda Sykes Quotes) It wasn’t until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I’m just behind the jokes (Wanda Sykes Quotes) Seriously, I don’t need a gun. I’m easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over (Wanda Sykes Quotes) Being gay is harder than being black. I didn’t have to come out black. I didn’t have to tell my parents about what its like to be black (Wanda Sykes Quotes) But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you’re funny you will get over all of that (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I was funny around my family. My family, they’re pretty funny, too (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I’m finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I watched a lot of comedy growing up (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I’m proud to be a woman. I’m proud to be a black woman, and I’m proud to be gay (Wanda Sykes Quotes) It’s not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are (Wanda Sykes Quotes) I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all (Wanda Sykes Quotes)

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