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And it was as if fate had betrayed the soldier. In death it exposed to his enemies that poverty which in life he had perhaps concealed from his friends (Was Quotes)
Here lies our good Edmund, whose genius was such We scarcely can praise it or blame it too much; who, born for the universe, narrow'd his mind, and to party gave up what was meant for mankind (Was Quotes)
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof (Was Quotes)
So now books were her only friends. She'd read Lord of the Rings so often she could recite whole scenes by memory. It was not a skill that aided one in becoming popular (Was Quotes)
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home (Was Quotes)
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was (Was Quotes)
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face (Was Quotes)
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet (Was Quotes)
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender (Was Quotes)
He'd learned in the past few months that telling a girl what to wear - even one the size of a golf club - was a bad idea. Histrionics often followed (Was Quotes)
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too (Was Quotes)
In my life I've been through plenty. When I was three years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me (Was Quotes)
It was true; always had been. Friendships were like marriages in that way. Routines and patterns were poured early and hardened like cement (Was Quotes)
When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me... And no one showed up (Was Quotes)
Jesus Christ - who, as it turns out, was born of a virgin, cheated death, and rose bodily into the heavens - can now be eaten in the form of a cracker (Was Quotes)
I tell ya, I grew up in a tough neighborhood. The other night a guy pulled a knife on me. I could see it wasn't a real professional job. There was butter on it (Was Quotes)
Tragedy was like that, a razor that sliced through time, severing the now from the before, incising the what - might - have - been from reality as cleanly as any surgeon's blade (Was Quotes)
I tell ya, my family were always big drinkers. When I was a kid, I was missing. They put my picture on a bottle of Scotch (Was Quotes)
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it (Was Quotes)
The point is that most of what we currently hold sacred is not sacred for any reason other than that it was thought sacred yesterday (Was Quotes)
It's never good to sit around and wait for someone or something to change your life. That's why women like Gloria Steinem are burning their bras and marching on Washington (Was Quotes)
I have known many of those pretended champions for liberty in my time, yet do I not remember one that was not in his heart and in his family a tyrant (Was Quotes)
I was always a little girl, lost in Oz, looking for a way to believe that there was no place like home … (Was Quotes)
When I met your father, it was magic. Not for him - not then - but for me. Sometimes, if you're lucky, you can look into a pair of eyes and see your whole future (Was Quotes)
He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self - preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich (Was Quotes)
A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it (Was Quotes)
And the only interest about him arises from the unusual series of events of which his shadow was witness (Was Quotes)
You give thanks for small things. I gave thanks that I was wearing jeans, not a skirt. People start trying to kill you, you stop wearing skirts (Was Quotes)
Was anyone hurt? No one I am thankful to say, said Mrs. Beaver, except two housemaids who lost their heads and jumped through a glass roof into the paved court (Was Quotes)
As there was no form of government common to the peoples thus segregated, nor tie of language, history, habit, or belief, they were called a Republic (Was Quotes)