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Washing Machine Quotes

Not sure if my clothes will get washed or travel through time Picture Quote #1

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work Picture Quote #1

The freedom of women was achieved by two things: One, the Pill. Two... by labour-saving devices like the washing machine. By science, not feminism Picture Quote #1

The idea of a tax on the ownership of a television belongs in the 1950s. Why not tax people for owning a washing machine to fund the manufacture of Persil? Picture Quote #1

It’s a vicious cycle. It’s like a washing machine with the lid jammed down. -Christina Kratovac (pg 53) Picture Quote #1

I truly believe fishing is like a washing machine for your brain Picture Quote #1

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My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine Picture Quote #1

Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine Picture Quote #1

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine Picture Quote #1

My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication Picture Quote #1

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I’m the maid in my house Picture Quote #1

If you have democracy, people will vote for washing machines. They love them! Picture Quote #1

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Vibration is always good. Sitting on top of the washing machine thats going Picture Quote #1

I was more ashamed that I couldn't work the washing machine than the fact that I was taking drugs Picture Quote #1

Normal is a cycle on the washing machine. There is no such thing when it comes to human beings Picture Quote #1

Now let me teach you another thing about my daughter. I love her very much but she has the ability to hide as expertly as a sock in a washing machine. No one knows where it goes, just as no one knows where she goes, but at least when she decides to come back, we’re all here, waiting for her Picture Quote #1

Human society as a whole is a vast brainwashing machine whose semantic rules and sex roles create a social robot Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it better to talk about the relative merits of washing machines than the relative strength of rockets? Isn’t this the kind of competition you want? Picture Quote #1

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Being unique is what’s cool. Normal? What’s normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that Picture Quote #1

The relentless touring and endless repetition of the same songs over and over again promoted a creeping awareness that my music had begun to sound like my washing machine Picture Quote #1

Everyone wants a piece of land. It’s the only sure investment. It can never depreciate like a car or a washing machine. Land will double its value in ten years. In less than that. Land is going up every day Picture Quote #1

If your washing machine stops working and you’re addicted to appliances that work, you’ll get upset and you will suffer. If you prefer that your appliances work well, then when your washing machine breaks down you won’t compound the problem by superimposing your uncomfortable emotions on the situation Picture Quote #1

About 10 minutes ago, we all woke up because of this strange roaring sound. We all raced toward the sound, which turned out to be the washing machine going back on. Who knew the rinse cycle could be so scary? Picture Quote #1

Unshed tears leave a deposit on your heart. Eventually they form a crust around it and paralyze it, the way mineral deposits paralyze a washing machine Picture Quote #1

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What is an adventure? That depends on where you are starting from. Little girls in your country, they hide in the gap between the washing machine and the refrigerator and they make believe they are in the jungle, with green snakes and monkeys all around them. Me and my sister, we used to hide in a gap in the jungle, with green snakes and monkeys all around us, and make believe that we had a washing machine and a refrigerator. You live in a world of machines and you dream off things with beating hearts. We dream of machines, because we see where beating hearts have left us Picture Quote #1

Often, when you see yourself on the screen, you feel like a sweater that’s been put through the washing machine. You have the impression of having done something full and luminous, and suddenly, when you see it on the screen, it’s turned back into a tiny little thing Picture Quote #1

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine Picture Quote #1

... the washing machine's rhythm was like a giant heartbeat, and the rush of its waters was what the unborn hear - our last memory of peace Picture Quote #1

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Not sure if my clothes will get washed or travel through time (Washing Machine Quotes) Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work (Washing Machine Quotes) The freedom of women was achieved by two things: One, the Pill. Two... by labour-saving devices like the washing machine. By science, not feminism (Washing Machine Quotes) The idea of a tax on the ownership of a television belongs in the 1950s. Why not tax people for owning a washing machine to fund the manufacture of Persil? (Washing Machine Quotes) It’s a vicious cycle. It’s like a washing machine with the lid jammed down. -Christina Kratovac (pg 53) (Washing Machine Quotes) I truly believe fishing is like a washing machine for your brain (Washing Machine Quotes) My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine (Washing Machine Quotes) Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine (Washing Machine Quotes) Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine (Washing Machine Quotes) My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication (Washing Machine Quotes) Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I’m the maid in my house (Washing Machine Quotes) If you have democracy, people will vote for washing machines. They love them! (Washing Machine Quotes) Vibration is always good. Sitting on top of the washing machine thats going (Washing Machine Quotes) I was more ashamed that I couldn't work the washing machine than the fact that I was taking drugs (Washing Machine Quotes) Normal is a cycle on the washing machine. There is no such thing when it comes to human beings (Washing Machine Quotes) Now let me teach you another thing about my daughter. I love her very much but she has the ability to hide as expertly as a sock in a washing machine. No one knows where it goes, just as no one knows where she goes, but at least when she decides to come back, we’re all here, waiting for her (Washing Machine Quotes) Human society as a whole is a vast brainwashing machine whose semantic rules and sex roles create a social robot (Washing Machine Quotes) Isn’t it better to talk about the relative merits of washing machines than the relative strength of rockets? Isn’t this the kind of competition you want? (Washing Machine Quotes) Being unique is what’s cool. Normal? What’s normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that (Washing Machine Quotes) The relentless touring and endless repetition of the same songs over and over again promoted a creeping awareness that my music had begun to sound like my washing machine (Washing Machine Quotes) Everyone wants a piece of land. It’s the only sure investment. It can never depreciate like a car or a washing machine. Land will double its value in ten years. In less than that. Land is going up every day (Washing Machine Quotes) If your washing machine stops working and you’re addicted to appliances that work, you’ll get upset and you will suffer. If you prefer that your appliances work well, then when your washing machine breaks down you won’t compound the problem by superimposing your uncomfortable emotions on the situation (Washing Machine Quotes) About 10 minutes ago, we all woke up because of this strange roaring sound. We all raced toward the sound, which turned out to be the washing machine going back on. Who knew the rinse cycle could be so scary? (Washing Machine Quotes) Unshed tears leave a deposit on your heart. Eventually they form a crust around it and paralyze it, the way mineral deposits paralyze a washing machine (Washing Machine Quotes) What is an adventure? That depends on where you are starting from. Little girls in your country, they hide in the gap between the washing machine and the refrigerator and they make believe they are in the jungle, with green snakes and monkeys all around them. Me and my sister, we used to hide in a gap in the jungle, with green snakes and monkeys all around us, and make believe that we had a washing machine and a refrigerator. You live in a world of machines and you dream off things with beating hearts. We dream of machines, because we see where beating hearts have left us (Washing Machine Quotes) Often, when you see yourself on the screen, you feel like a sweater that’s been put through the washing machine. You have the impression of having done something full and luminous, and suddenly, when you see it on the screen, it’s turned back into a tiny little thing (Washing Machine Quotes) I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine (Washing Machine Quotes) ... the washing machine's rhythm was like a giant heartbeat, and the rush of its waters was what the unborn hear - our last memory of peace (Washing Machine Quotes)