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When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion... Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do Picture Quote #1

I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it’s a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don’t recognize comedy, and you don’t see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it? Picture Quote #1

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this Picture Quote #1

In television, there’s this weird sense of isolation from your audience; you kind of get this feeling that you write the show for you and your wife and your friends and the other people who work on the show. It’s our little show, and then it goes out into the world, and somebody watches it Picture Quote #1

I always tell younger filmmakers, it’s not just about the acting or the art itself. It’s about how big of an audience watches your film Picture Quote #1

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits Picture Quote #1

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The press doesn’t stop publishing, by the way, in a fascist escalation; it simply watches what it says. That too can be an incremental process, and the pace at which the free press polices itself depends on how journalists are targeted Picture Quote #1

An audience who watches my shows knows who I am, knows that right when they think I’m going to make a joke, I’m going to blow something up, or during the worst peril, I’m going to have someone give someone a kiss - it’s just going to happen Picture Quote #1

Even through the unseen, I know that God watches, From one King’s dream, he was able to Barack us Picture Quote #1

Happy is the person who not only sings, but feels God’s eye is on the sparrow, and knows He watches over me. To be simply ensconced in God is true joy Picture Quote #1

I watch the weirdest things. I watch old episodes of ‘Golden Girls’ because my mom watches it, so I grew up watching that. Sometimes I watch reruns of ‘Futurama,’ which is a cartoon and not based in the real world at all Picture Quote #1

I want to reach everybody, from the little girls who are 3 years old, to the grandmother who watches my soap, to a young man in love Picture Quote #1

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A critic is a eunuch working in a harem. He watches it, but he knows he can’t do it. Critics very often are failed writers and, like failed priests, they hate religion Picture Quote #1

Like most guys, I’ve always liked watches. I can always check the time on my phone, but having a watch is so much better Picture Quote #1

How do new watches catch up with old watches that have had more time to get a head start? This is what I pondered while I waited on her to fall in love with me Picture Quote #1

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When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion... Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do. (Watches Quotes) I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it’s a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don’t recognize comedy, and you don’t see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it? (Watches Quotes) My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this. (Watches Quotes) In television, there’s this weird sense of isolation from your audience; you kind of get this feeling that you write the show for you and your wife and your friends and the other people who work on the show. It’s our little show, and then it goes out into the world, and somebody watches it. (Watches Quotes) I always tell younger filmmakers, it’s not just about the acting or the art itself. It’s about how big of an audience watches your film. (Watches Quotes) Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits. (Watches Quotes) The press doesn’t stop publishing, by the way, in a fascist escalation; it simply watches what it says. That too can be an incremental process, and the pace at which the free press polices itself depends on how journalists are targeted. (Watches Quotes) An audience who watches my shows knows who I am, knows that right when they think I’m going to make a joke, I’m going to blow something up, or during the worst peril, I’m going to have someone give someone a kiss - it’s just going to happen. (Watches Quotes) Even through the unseen, I know that God watches, From one King’s dream, he was able to Barack us. (Watches Quotes) Happy is the person who not only sings, but feels God’s eye is on the sparrow, and knows He watches over me. To be simply ensconced in God is true joy. (Watches Quotes) I watch the weirdest things. I watch old episodes of ‘Golden Girls’ because my mom watches it, so I grew up watching that. Sometimes I watch reruns of ‘Futurama,’ which is a cartoon and not based in the real world at all. (Watches Quotes) I want to reach everybody, from the little girls who are 3 years old, to the grandmother who watches my soap, to a young man in love. (Watches Quotes) A critic is a eunuch working in a harem. He watches it, but he knows he can’t do it. Critics very often are failed writers and, like failed priests, they hate religion. (Watches Quotes) Like most guys, I’ve always liked watches. I can always check the time on my phone, but having a watch is so much better. (Watches Quotes) How do new watches catch up with old watches that have had more time to get a head start? This is what I pondered while I waited on her to fall in love with me. (Watches Quotes)

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