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One time we did have 300 acres in watermelons. That was fun (Watermelons Quotes)
When the watermelons were as large as a child's head, the women boiled them, but they collapsed into a tasteless green mush that no one could eat, not the children, not the cow (Watermelons Quotes)
I've been known to throw watermelons, backstage, at people who are giving me news I don't want to hear. But I never aim for the head (Watermelons Quotes)
Obama's) a nice person, he's very articulate this is what's been used against him, but he couldn't sell watermelons if it, you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic (Watermelons Quotes)
One of the happiest days of my life is when I made five or six hundred pesos from a crop of watermelons I raise all on my own (Watermelons Quotes)
Don’t ask me how to burn down a building. As me how to grow watermelons or how to explain nature to a child. That is what I want to grow old doing. Please afford me this (Watermelons Quotes)
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me (Watermelons Quotes)
When one has tasted watermelons, one knows what angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it because she repented (Watermelons Quotes)
Math: The only place where a person can buy 80 watermelons without anyone thinking they’re a weirdo (Watermelons Quotes)
Practically every food you buy in a store for consumption by humans is genetically modified food. There are no wild, seedless watermelons. There’s no wild cows. (Watermelons Quotes)