Weed Quotes
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I’m not a great pothead or anything like that... but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol (Weed Quotes)
He always wanted me to smoke weed with him, and I never did it, and I wish I did... That’s my biggest regret (Weed Quotes)
Please pass me the peace weed, and take some heed. Throw away all that mixed up speed (Weed Quotes)
I’m a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine and go shopping in my wardrobe. They especially love it when they get stuff with a tag still on (Weed Quotes)
It science involves an intelligent and persistent endeavor to revise current beliefs so as to weed out what is erroneous, to add to their accuracy, and, above all, to give them such shape that the dependencies of the various facts upon one another may be as obvious as possible (Weed Quotes)
The first time I ever met him, he was the same little obnoxious weed that he is now (Weed Quotes)
Tobacco is a filthy weed, that from the devil does proceed, it drains your purse, it burns your clothes, and makes a chimney of your nose (Weed Quotes)
Twas but a dream, let it pass, let it vanish like so many others! What I thought was a flower is only a weed, and is worthless (Weed Quotes)
It may be remarked for the comfort of honest poverty that avarice reigns most in those who have but few good qualities to recommend them. This is a weed that will grow in a barren soil (Weed Quotes)
What is a weed? I have heard it said that there are sixty definitions. For me, a weed is a plant out of place (Weed Quotes)
So what if I’m smokin’ weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It’s not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It’sa peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that (Weed Quotes)
In Mallrats, you pretty much don’t see him sell any weed, really. I don’t consider him a big dealer (Weed Quotes)
Weed, you know, you just get mellow. You can drive pretty stoned and be OK. I mean, sometimes you get too stoned and you can’t drive. But you could get pretty stoned and still drive (Weed Quotes)
Well I was always a hustler... I ran numbers; I wasn’t a stick up kid, but I was a fence for them. I used to sell weed; and was kicked out of Music and Art for that (Weed Quotes)
Oh yeah, the preacher’s kid has to be the baddest one. If everyone is smoking weed, we’ve got to smoke crack. If you’re throwing rocks, we’ve got to throw bigger rocks (Weed Quotes)
Junk is not, like alcohol or weed, a means to increased enjoyment of life. Junk is not a kick. It is a way of life (Weed Quotes)
You might be a redneck if it’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it (Weed Quotes)
I’m surprised when people who don’t usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can’t believe that (Weed Quotes)
All of your brain cells rotting from weed, feeling like if you ain’t got it life’s not as complete (Weed Quotes)
Whoever said money doesn’t grow from trees obviously has never sold weed (Weed Quotes)
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant (Weed Quotes)
A rose can say I love you, orchids can enthrall, but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist, yes, that says it all (Weed Quotes)
Just because someone smokes weed, doesn’t mean they have no life or no goals (Weed Quotes)
If weed is a plant and plants are life. Then wouldn’t smoking weed be getting high on life? (Weed Quotes)
Smoking weed does not ruin your life, that’s all on you. If you can’t manage smoking weed and getting stuff done, thats your problem (Weed Quotes)
For Zen students a weed is a treasure. With this attitude, whatever you do, life becomes an art (Weed Quotes)
Let’s be honest, the cards’ on the table: Jealousy’s a sin, Cain killed Abel. Backstabber...Caesar had Brutus. It’s hard to weed ‘em out, even Jesus had Judas (Weed Quotes)
The original idea [ of the Pineapple Express] came from Judd [Apatow] actually. He just kind of had the loose notion of like, ‘What about a weed action movie?’ (Weed Quotes)
Hey Deion, Bubbelah - maybe you’d better pay a little less attention to those unfairly Draconian salary caps that only allowed you to acquire four of the five remaining 1932 Aston Martins still in road-worthy condition after you’d paid for life’s little necessities like hookers and weed, get your medulla oblongata out of your duodenum for a few milliseconds, and make a tackle or two, okay, Babe? (Weed Quotes)
Roll the weed up Somebody turn the beat up While I continue to spit relax and kick yo feet up Mac game so cold make yo nose runny Mac game so cold takin’ hoes money (Weed Quotes)