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Wendy Liebman Quotes

The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking Picture Quote #1

I don’t like to channel surf. You guys like it, don’t you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you Picture Quote #1

In addition to comedy, I’m a writer. I write checks. They’re not very good Picture Quote #1

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw ‘How to be a Stand-up Comedian,’ it resonated. I realized I’d rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry Picture Quote #1

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already Picture Quote #1

I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she’s worked twice as hard to get there, she’s had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she’s in control Picture Quote #1

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I don’t think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one Picture Quote #1

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty Picture Quote #1

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you Picture Quote #1

My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money Picture Quote #1

I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog Picture Quote #1

I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn’t want to go, because I’ve put on like a hundred pounds Picture Quote #1

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I don’t like to channel surf. You guys like it, don’t you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you Picture Quote #1

In addition to comedy, I’m a writer. I write checks. They’re not very good Picture Quote #1

I get my sense of humor from my parents. That’s why they don’t have one anymore Picture Quote #1

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it’s killing me! Picture Quote #1

I’m going to get married again because I’m more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff Picture Quote #1

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because the water is cold in there. And I’m like: How did my mother know that? Picture Quote #1

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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... well it’s killing me! Picture Quote #1

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father Picture Quote #1

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The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking (Wendy Liebman Quotes) I don’t like to channel surf. You guys like it, don’t you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you. (Wendy Liebman Quotes) In addition to comedy, I’m a writer. I write checks. They’re not very good. (Wendy Liebman Quotes) I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw ‘How to be a Stand-up Comedian,’ it resonated. I realized I’d rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry (Wendy Liebman Quotes) My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already (Wendy Liebman Quotes) I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she’s worked twice as hard to get there, she’s had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she’s in control (Wendy Liebman Quotes) I don’t think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one (Wendy Liebman Quotes) I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty (Wendy Liebman Quotes) Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you (Wendy Liebman Quotes) My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money (Wendy Liebman Quotes) I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog (Wendy Liebman Quotes) I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn’t want to go, because I’ve put on like a hundred pounds (Wendy Liebman Quotes) I don’t like to channel surf. You guys like it, don’t you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you (Wendy Liebman Quotes) In addition to comedy, I’m a writer. I write checks. They’re not very good (Wendy Liebman Quotes) I get my sense of humor from my parents. That’s why they don’t have one anymore (Wendy Liebman Quotes) People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it’s killing me! (Wendy Liebman Quotes) I’m going to get married again because I’m more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff (Wendy Liebman Quotes) I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because the water is cold in there. And I’m like: How did my mother know that? (Wendy Liebman Quotes) People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... well it’s killing me! (Wendy Liebman Quotes) My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father (Wendy Liebman Quotes)