When I'm drunk on my cell phone. You get a text! You get a text! You get a text! Everyone gets a text!

When I'm drunk on my cell phone. You get a text! You get a text! You get a text! Everyone gets a text!

When I'm drunk on my cell phone, texting becomes a whole new adventure. It's like my fingers have a mind of their own, eagerly typing out messages to everyone in my contacts list. "You get a text! You get a text! You get a text! Everyone gets a text!" I can't help but feel like Oprah, spreading the love and communication to all.