When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper

Andy Rooney, the beloved curmudgeonly commentator known for his witty and often humorous observations on everyday life, would likely have a lot to say about the practice of waiters offering freshly ground pepper at restaurants. Rooney was known for his keen eye for detail and his ability to find humor in the mundane, so it's easy to imagine him riffing on the idea of aged pepper versus fresh ground pepper.