Whiskey Quotes
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It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend (Whiskey Quotes)
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt (Whiskey Quotes)
My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it’s snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though (Whiskey Quotes)
Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose with a load of whiskey, and you go to jail (Whiskey Quotes)
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted. You can get wasted on lust and warmed by love (Whiskey Quotes)
The one conclusion I have reached is that whiskey is a great leveler. You might be a hotshot advertising executive or a lowly foundry worker, but if you cannot hold your drink, you are just a drunkard (Whiskey Quotes)
Well I was born a rambler friends, and I intend to die that way. It could be twenty years from now it could be most any day. But if there ain’t no whiskey and wimen lord behind those heavenly doors, I’m gonna take my chances down below and of that you can be sure (Whiskey Quotes)
Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine (Whiskey Quotes)
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak (Whiskey Quotes)
... with a rush of feeling he felt that this must be happiness. As soon as the thought came to him, he fought it back, blaming the whiskey. The very idea was as dangerous as presumptive speech: happiness could not be sought or worried into being, or even fully grasped; it should be allowed its own slow pace so that it passes unnoticed, if it ever comes at all (Whiskey Quotes)
Set your guitars and banjos on fire and before you write a song smoke a pack of whiskey and it’ll all take care of itself (Whiskey Quotes)
A woman warm and willing is what I’m looking for, cause the whiskey ain’t working anymore (Whiskey Quotes)
I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air (Whiskey Quotes)
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain’t too many things these ole boys can’t do (Whiskey Quotes)
There ain’t no justice, laws of nature rule this land. Better hide your horses, bury your whiskey (Whiskey Quotes)
The federal government cannot maintain a budget surplus any more than an alcoholic can leave a fresh bottle of whiskey untouched in the cupboard (Whiskey Quotes)
Quart of whiskey a day for months working hard on a long poem. Wife hiding bottles, myself hiding bottles. Murderous and suicidal. Many hospitalizations, many alibis (Whiskey Quotes)
I gave up drinking lots of whiskey and began to practice yoga and meditation. As a result I am not dead (Whiskey Quotes)
When a man spends his relief checks on green whiskey his children have a way of crying from hunger pains (Whiskey Quotes)
If you can’t drink a lobbyist’s whiskey, take his money, sleep with his women and still vote against him in the morning, you don’t belong in politics (Whiskey Quotes)
I think booze is a good ritual. I think knocking back a shot of whiskey does calm the nerves and helps a lot (Whiskey Quotes)
Will you stop drinking whiskey? Let me plead with you to do so. And if the sisters would not think it oppressive, I would ask them to not drink quite so much strong tea (Whiskey Quotes)
You put three girls in a house, and all of a sudden before you know it, you’re talking about boys and drinking whiskey, and things go down and you get deep real quick (Whiskey Quotes)
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games (Whiskey Quotes)
Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford (Whiskey Quotes)
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others (Whiskey Quotes)
Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it’s time to drink (Whiskey Quotes)
Whiskey makes the heart beat faster but it sure doesn’t help the mind and isn’t it funny how you can ache just from the deadly drone of existence? (Whiskey Quotes)
The whiskey died away in time and was renewed and died again, but the street ran on. From that night the thousand streets ran as one street, with imperceptible corners and changes of scene (Whiskey Quotes)
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can’t drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against ‘em anyway, you don’t belong in office (Whiskey Quotes)