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Too bad guys aren't like Mr. Potato Head Where you can pick and choose which parts you want. Then we might come up with a guy who meets your standards (Who Quotes)
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss (Who Quotes)
An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job? (Who Quotes)
Mindfulness is like that - it is the miracle which can call back in a flash our dispersed mind and restore it to wholeness so that we can live each minute of life (Who Quotes)
But maybe those things are like background noise if you're from here. Maybe you have to experience this as a whole new place to appreciate it like I do (Who Quotes)
In what twisted universe would a girl who's just been dumped still want to be friends with the boy who dumped her? (Who Quotes)
There's this total manwhore phenomenon happening, where even the geeks are player now. It's like Manhattan is this giant playground and guys want to keep playing forever (Who Quotes)
If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet, and you can find a lot of people there who don't like you (Who Quotes)
I hate days like this. Like when minor thing happens but it gets all huge in your head and ends up bothering you for the whole rest of the day (Who Quotes)
A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau (Who Quotes)
A great source of calamity lies in regret and anticipation; therefore a person is wise who thinks of the present alone, regardless of the past or future (Who Quotes)
Because anyone who treats their body like it's garbage the way he does isn't exactly in the best place to love someone else (Who Quotes)
A man who leaves home to mend himself and others is a philosopher; but he who goes from country to country, guided by the blind impulse of curiosity, is a vagabond (Who Quotes)
I was ever of the opinion, that the honest man who married and brought up a large family, did more service than he who continued single, and only talked of population (Who Quotes)
Men of intellect did not, as a rule, bring home stray women who insisted on flinging themselves on horses (Who Quotes)
O, blest retirement! Friend to life's decline - how blest is he who crowns, in shades like these, a youth of labor with an age of ease! (Who Quotes)
It's interesting how you can know someone for a long time, and then one day you just see them in this whole different way (Who Quotes)
They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation (Who Quotes)
But then you realize that this ‘whole package' everyone's looking for is unattainable. No one can be everything you want them to be (Who Quotes)
For he who fights and runs away may live to fight another day; but he who is in battle slain can never rise and fight again (Who Quotes)
It's so weird how connecting with someone in a different setting can bring out this whole other side of them. Like how certain places inspire us to act in ways we normally wouldn't (Who Quotes)
Good people all, with one acord, Lament for Madame Blaize, Who never wanted a good word - From those who spoke her praise (Who Quotes)
School would be way more tolerable if everyone wasn't so afraid to be who they really are. And if everyone else would let them (Who Quotes)
We City Folk can pretend that we prefer the rotgut from Starcorps with skim milk and Splenda, but who are we kidding? Maxwell House with French vanilla corn syrup cannot be beat (Who Quotes)
God know who belongs in your life and who doesn't. Trust and let go. Whoever is meant to be there, will still be there (Who Quotes)
History, as well as life itself, is complicated; neither life nor history is an enterprise for those who seek simplicity and consistency (Who Quotes)
I have no interest in maintaining a relationship with someone who didn't love me enough to stick around (Who Quotes)
The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes (Who Quotes)
There is no one of - woman - born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist (Who Quotes)
When they finished laughing they were on their way to being not just friends, but the dearest of friends, the sort of friends whose lives are shaped by the friendship (Who Quotes)