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Wife Funny Quotes

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents Picture Quote #1

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I’m on the right track. But yes, I don’t like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it’s when you discover that your wife left you in May Picture Quote #1

My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don’t really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny Picture Quote #1

My biggest influence is someone I really don’t know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife Picture Quote #1

Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I’m always working and thinking about my books Picture Quote #1

I would love to interview Michael McKean and his wife, who wrote the songs for ‘A Mighty Wind,’ which is my favorite Christopher Guest movie. I’m just a sucker for any funny guy that has a wife who is intelligent and that he collaborates with Picture Quote #1

I’m funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me Picture Quote #1

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife Picture Quote #1

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it Picture Quote #1

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