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He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook. (Wife Quotes)
I am a great wife (Wife Quotes)
Beckham? His wife can’t sing and his barber can’t cut hair. (Wife Quotes)
My wife and I were happy for twenty year. Then we met. (Wife Quotes)
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Wife Quotes)
My wife and I, we don’t leave the house; we have dinner at home (Wife Quotes)
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest (Wife Quotes)
In short they felt that they should like to have the pleasure of looking at Lady Pole again, and so they told Sir Walter - rather than asked him - that he missed his wife. He replied that he did not. But this was not allowed to be possible; it was well known that newly married gentlemen were never happy apart from their wives; the briefest of absences could depress a new husband's spirits and interfere with his digestion (Wife Quotes)
When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, but why do you want to build an amusement park? they're so dirty. I told her that was just the point - mine wouldn't be (Wife Quotes)
A good-natured woman... which is as much as you can expect from a friend's wife, whom you got acquainted with a bachelor (Wife Quotes)
And there was, in those Ipswich years, for me at least, a raw educational component; though I used to score well in academic tests, I seemed to know very little of how the world worked and was truly grateful for instruction, whether it was how to stroke a backhand, mix a martini, use a wallpaper steamer, or do the Twist. My wife, too, seemed willing to learn. Old as we must have looked to our children, we were still taking lessons, in how to be grown-up (Wife Quotes)
Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above; this is the right time for marriage (Wife Quotes)
Do we know our poor people? Do we know the poor in our house, in our family? Perhaps they are not hungry for a piece of bread. Perhaps our children, husband, wife, are not hungry, or naked, or dispossessed, but are you sure there is no one there who feels unwanted, deprived of affection? (Wife Quotes)
To tell you the truth - mind, this is strictly between ourselves, please; I shouldn't like your wife to know I said it - the women folk don't understand these things; but between you and me, you know, I think it does a man good to swear (Wife Quotes)
Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own home. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting (Wife Quotes)
Too much of anything is a mistake, as the man said when his wife presented him with four new healthy children in one day. We should practice moderation in all matters (Wife Quotes)
I have mental joys and mental health, mental friends and mental wealth, I've a wife that I love and that loves me; I've all but riches bodily (Wife Quotes)
The professor who lectured on Shakespeare seemed to be entrapped in a grotesque, retrospective love affair with every one of Shakespeare's heroines. I think he even had a feeling that he could have made a respectable faculty wife out of Lady Macbeth (Wife Quotes)
When a man has married a wife he finds out whether her knees and elbows are only glued together (Wife Quotes)
What is the price of experience? Do men buy it for a song? Or wisdom for a dance in the street? No, it is bought with the price of all the man hath, his house, his wife, his children (Wife Quotes)
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it (Wife Quotes)
I know how to handle women who act like ladies, but my landlady ain't no lady. Sometimes I even wish I was living with my wife again so I could have my own place and not have no landladies (Wife Quotes)
My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office (Wife Quotes)
The man who never in his life has washed the dishes with his wife or polished up the silver plate - he still is largely celibate (Wife Quotes)
You wonder about her crime. She was condemned to death for stealing clothes from her employer, from the wife of her employer. She wished to make herself more beautiful. This desire in servants was not legal (Wife Quotes)
Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other - it doesn't matter who it is - and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other (Wife Quotes)
An old man turned ninety-eight, he won the lottery and died the next day. It's a black fly in your chardonnay, it's a death row pardon two minutes too late isn't it ironic... Don't you think? A traffic jam when you're already late, a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break, it's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, it's meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife (Wife Quotes)
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country (Wife Quotes)
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart (Wife Quotes)
My parents never smiled... Because I had brain damage. My wife and I don't smile because our children are LOADED with it!! Oh, my parents smile now, whenever they come over to the house and see how much trouble I'm having. Oh, they have a ball! Havin' a li'l trouble, huh, son?! (Wife Quotes)