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Wife Quotes

I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone Picture Quote #1

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar Picture Quote #1

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' Picture Quote #1

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely Picture Quote #1

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves Picture Quote #1

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat Picture Quote #1

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My wife had her drivers' test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear Picture Quote #1

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida Picture Quote #1

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity Picture Quote #1

And yet of all the home remedies, a good wife and mother is still the best Picture Quote #1

I don't want ever to appear in a film that would embarrass a viewer. A man can take his wife, mother, and his daughter to one of my movies and never be ashamed or embarrassed for going Picture Quote #1

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is Picture Quote #1

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Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases Picture Quote #1

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine Picture Quote #1

My wife is a real puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a valentine is foreplay Picture Quote #1

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said,

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife Picture Quote #1

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair Picture Quote #1

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I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size Picture Quote #1

I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat Picture Quote #1

I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't Picture Quote #1

My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said,

My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here? Picture Quote #1

This man's wife told him,

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My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she’s probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do Picture Quote #1

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way Picture Quote #1

I know I can still play, but it’s like I told my wife, I’m just tired mentally. I’m just tired Picture Quote #1

All a woman has to do in this world is contained within the duties of a daughter, a sister, a wife and a mother Picture Quote #1

My wife works harder than anyone else with the children around the house. I make the money, sure, but she does everything else Picture Quote #1

There are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife Picture Quote #1

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I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone (Wife Quotes) I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar (Wife Quotes) Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' (Wife Quotes) My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely (Wife Quotes) My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves (Wife Quotes) My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat (Wife Quotes) My wife had her drivers' test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear (Wife Quotes) One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida (Wife Quotes) Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity (Wife Quotes) And yet of all the home remedies, a good wife and mother is still the best (Wife Quotes) I don't want ever to appear in a film that would embarrass a viewer. A man can take his wife, mother, and his daughter to one of my movies and never be ashamed or embarrassed for going (Wife Quotes) Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is (Wife Quotes) Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases (Wife Quotes) I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine (Wife Quotes) My wife is a real puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a valentine is foreplay (Wife Quotes) My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself (Wife Quotes) Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife (Wife Quotes) I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair (Wife Quotes) I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size (Wife Quotes) I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat (Wife Quotes) I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't (Wife Quotes) My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year." (Wife Quotes) My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here? (Wife Quotes) This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!" (Wife Quotes) My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she’s probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do (Wife Quotes) The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way (Wife Quotes) I know I can still play, but it’s like I told my wife, I’m just tired mentally. I’m just tired (Wife Quotes) All a woman has to do in this world is contained within the duties of a daughter, a sister, a wife and a mother (Wife Quotes) My wife works harder than anyone else with the children around the house. I make the money, sure, but she does everything else (Wife Quotes) There are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife (Wife Quotes)

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