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Wife Quotes

A married man has only one duty towards his wife in order to make her happy, and that is to ensure that she is constantly pregnant, and with a child in her arms Picture Quote #1

Like most of us, I’m used to juggling about 52 roles in life. Wife. Mother. Sister. Friend. Author. Sometimes I feel a bit ‘multiple-personality’ Picture Quote #1

This is a sad day for the Emmy’s. It is, however, a good day for Larry David. I imagine the wife will be forthcoming tonight Picture Quote #1

The doctor’s wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home Picture Quote #1

Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you’ll end up in the police station Picture Quote #1

A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all Picture Quote #1

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man Picture Quote #1

After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don’t agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want! Picture Quote #1

Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society Picture Quote #1

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife Picture Quote #1

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren’t Picture Quote #1

As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children’s feelings, but I’m making up for that now. I’m winning my children’s trust back Picture Quote #1

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As far as my divorce goes, I love my family and I love my wife to death and I just don’t know what tomorrow’s going to bring Picture Quote #1

Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it’s romantic Picture Quote #1

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other’s faults Picture Quote #1

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife Picture Quote #1

How do you explain the bond between man and wife? Well, for one thing, it’s private. What people do in their own marriage is their own business Picture Quote #1

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom Picture Quote #1

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I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance Picture Quote #1

I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want? Picture Quote #1

I have a fantastic wife, and not only in terms of external beauty. Her priority and mine is our children. That is our choice Picture Quote #1

I haven’t been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible Picture Quote #1

I haven’t got a car or a house. I’ve got a wife, but I didn’t pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She’s here with a knife at my throat! Picture Quote #1

I know I’m talented, but I wasn’t put here to sing. I was put here to be a wife and a mom and look after my family. I love what I do, but it’s not where it begins and ends Picture Quote #1

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I love my wife and I know she loves me. We’re best friends. We’re just lucky to have found each other. It takes a lot of work but I just feel very blessed that I found the right person. It’s a very fortunate situation and not everyone has that Picture Quote #1

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness Picture Quote #1

I only travel to good material, a good director and a good company. I won’t work in another country for a year any longer, because I have a lovely wife and I adore her and I can’t bear to be away from her Picture Quote #1

I prefer to imagine that my wife, a few friends, and occasionally my mom are the only ones who read what I do, though I realize that this is somewhat unrealistic Picture Quote #1

I was at one time a football wife, and there is a certain level of bonding that happens between women who are the wives of football players Picture Quote #1

I write in the morning from about eight till noon, and sometimes again a bit in the afternoon. In the morning I start off by going over what I had done the previous day, which my wife has happily typed up for me Picture Quote #1

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A married man has only one duty towards his wife in order to make her happy, and that is to ensure that she is constantly pregnant, and with a child in her arms (Wife Quotes) Like most of us, I’m used to juggling about 52 roles in life. Wife. Mother. Sister. Friend. Author. Sometimes I feel a bit ‘multiple-personality’ (Wife Quotes) This is a sad day for the Emmy’s. It is, however, a good day for Larry David. I imagine the wife will be forthcoming tonight (Wife Quotes) The doctor’s wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home (Wife Quotes) Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you’ll end up in the police station (Wife Quotes) A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all (Wife Quotes) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man (Wife Quotes) After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don’t agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want! (Wife Quotes) Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society (Wife Quotes) All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife (Wife Quotes) An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren’t (Wife Quotes) As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children’s feelings, but I’m making up for that now. I’m winning my children’s trust back (Wife Quotes) As far as my divorce goes, I love my family and I love my wife to death and I just don’t know what tomorrow’s going to bring (Wife Quotes) Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it’s romantic (Wife Quotes) Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other’s faults (Wife Quotes) Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife (Wife Quotes) How do you explain the bond between man and wife? Well, for one thing, it’s private. What people do in their own marriage is their own business (Wife Quotes) I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom (Wife Quotes) I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance (Wife Quotes) I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want? (Wife Quotes) I have a fantastic wife, and not only in terms of external beauty. Her priority and mine is our children. That is our choice (Wife Quotes) I haven’t been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible (Wife Quotes) I haven’t got a car or a house. I’ve got a wife, but I didn’t pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She’s here with a knife at my throat! (Wife Quotes) I know I’m talented, but I wasn’t put here to sing. I was put here to be a wife and a mom and look after my family. I love what I do, but it’s not where it begins and ends (Wife Quotes) I love my wife and I know she loves me. We’re best friends. We’re just lucky to have found each other. It takes a lot of work but I just feel very blessed that I found the right person. It’s a very fortunate situation and not everyone has that (Wife Quotes) I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness (Wife Quotes) I only travel to good material, a good director and a good company. I won’t work in another country for a year any longer, because I have a lovely wife and I adore her and I can’t bear to be away from her (Wife Quotes) I prefer to imagine that my wife, a few friends, and occasionally my mom are the only ones who read what I do, though I realize that this is somewhat unrealistic (Wife Quotes) I was at one time a football wife, and there is a certain level of bonding that happens between women who are the wives of football players (Wife Quotes) I write in the morning from about eight till noon, and sometimes again a bit in the afternoon. In the morning I start off by going over what I had done the previous day, which my wife has happily typed up for me (Wife Quotes)

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