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Wife Quotes

I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin Picture Quote #1

My wife lost all her credit cards, but I’m not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does! Picture Quote #1

I’m something like the old soak who never knew whether his wife told him to take one drink and come home at 12, or take 12 and come home at one Picture Quote #1

It’s the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife Picture Quote #1

By marriage the husband and wife are one person in law, that is, the very being or legal existence of the woman is suspended during marriage Picture Quote #1

I’m really going to do my homework. I’m going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy’s wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know Picture Quote #1

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The good or ill hap of a good or ill life, is the good or ill choice of a good or ill wife Picture Quote #1

I never thought I could travel unless I had a wife or someone to share it with. You don’t necessarily need that, but I am the type of person that wants to share a lot Picture Quote #1

I’ve got twins and a lovely wife and a great life and I don’t want to miss that. So if I’m going to miss that it’s got to be for something really good Picture Quote #1

It was hard to love my wife and kids because I was all wrapped up in loving only myself. I did what I wanted, when I wanted, without any real concern for them Picture Quote #1

Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids Picture Quote #1

My wife would probably say I’m the messiest person in the history of husbands Picture Quote #1

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Far too many husbands fail to recognize that what your wife wants and needs most from you is your concern for her soul Picture Quote #1

Never tell your wife she’s bad in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion Picture Quote #1

I met my wife, I had no money, I had nothing, and I started my family without really, my career was nowhere, but I had these other businesses, I had these things I was doing to be able to afford a small home Picture Quote #1

I live in a state of hypersensitivity, and I’ve always had this feeling that something bad is going to happen to myself, or my wife and children. This manifests itself in different fears and visions Picture Quote #1

It is hard for me to believe that any husband and wife are really happy together. And to have thee say you are is an unspeakable comfort Picture Quote #1

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife Picture Quote #1

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A husband can commit no greater blunder than to discuss his wife, if she is virtuous, with his mistress; unless it be to mention his mistress, if she is beautiful, to his wife Picture Quote #1

No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction. A man is pleased that his wife is dressed as well as other people, and the wife is pleased that she is dressed Picture Quote #1

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she’s as old as I am. Then she lies about my age Picture Quote #1

It’s an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in seven years Picture Quote #1

Being bilingual is like having a wife and a mistress. One can never be sure of either Picture Quote #1

There’s no healthy life possible without some sensual feeling between the husband and wife, but there’s nothing in the world more awful than married life when it’s the only common ground Picture Quote #1

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A woman may be called a wife and mother for most of her life, while a man is called a husband and father only at his funeral Picture Quote #1

The Law has made the man and wife one person, and that one person the husband! Picture Quote #1

One tends to suspect others of what one is guilty of oneself. The unfaithful wife is quick to suspect the husband of infidelity Picture Quote #1

The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon’s swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook Picture Quote #1

I love women. I’m crazy about them. I have a beautiful wife, who’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me, and I teach my son to respect women and other people’s position in the world, whatever it is Picture Quote #1

Between writing, traveling, speaking, preaching, and doing my best to be a good husband to my wife and my three kids, that’s about as much as one man or at least this man can do Picture Quote #1

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I prefer your smiles and laughter, wife, but there are far worse things than your tears wetting my skin (Wife Quotes) My wife lost all her credit cards, but I’m not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does! (Wife Quotes) I’m something like the old soak who never knew whether his wife told him to take one drink and come home at 12, or take 12 and come home at one (Wife Quotes) It’s the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife (Wife Quotes) By marriage the husband and wife are one person in law, that is, the very being or legal existence of the woman is suspended during marriage (Wife Quotes) I’m really going to do my homework. I’m going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy’s wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know (Wife Quotes) The good or ill hap of a good or ill life, is the good or ill choice of a good or ill wife (Wife Quotes) I never thought I could travel unless I had a wife or someone to share it with. You don’t necessarily need that, but I am the type of person that wants to share a lot (Wife Quotes) I’ve got twins and a lovely wife and a great life and I don’t want to miss that. So if I’m going to miss that it’s got to be for something really good (Wife Quotes) It was hard to love my wife and kids because I was all wrapped up in loving only myself. I did what I wanted, when I wanted, without any real concern for them (Wife Quotes) Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids (Wife Quotes) My wife would probably say I’m the messiest person in the history of husbands (Wife Quotes) Far too many husbands fail to recognize that what your wife wants and needs most from you is your concern for her soul (Wife Quotes) Never tell your wife she’s bad in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion (Wife Quotes) I met my wife, I had no money, I had nothing, and I started my family without really, my career was nowhere, but I had these other businesses, I had these things I was doing to be able to afford a small home (Wife Quotes) I live in a state of hypersensitivity, and I’ve always had this feeling that something bad is going to happen to myself, or my wife and children. This manifests itself in different fears and visions (Wife Quotes) It is hard for me to believe that any husband and wife are really happy together. And to have thee say you are is an unspeakable comfort (Wife Quotes) What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife (Wife Quotes) A husband can commit no greater blunder than to discuss his wife, if she is virtuous, with his mistress; unless it be to mention his mistress, if she is beautiful, to his wife (Wife Quotes) No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction. A man is pleased that his wife is dressed as well as other people, and the wife is pleased that she is dressed (Wife Quotes) My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she’s as old as I am. Then she lies about my age (Wife Quotes) It’s an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in seven years (Wife Quotes) Being bilingual is like having a wife and a mistress. One can never be sure of either (Wife Quotes) There’s no healthy life possible without some sensual feeling between the husband and wife, but there’s nothing in the world more awful than married life when it’s the only common ground (Wife Quotes) A woman may be called a wife and mother for most of her life, while a man is called a husband and father only at his funeral (Wife Quotes) The Law has made the man and wife one person, and that one person the husband! (Wife Quotes) One tends to suspect others of what one is guilty of oneself. The unfaithful wife is quick to suspect the husband of infidelity (Wife Quotes) The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon’s swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook (Wife Quotes) I love women. I’m crazy about them. I have a beautiful wife, who’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me, and I teach my son to respect women and other people’s position in the world, whatever it is (Wife Quotes) Between writing, traveling, speaking, preaching, and doing my best to be a good husband to my wife and my three kids, that’s about as much as one man or at least this man can do (Wife Quotes)

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