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Wife Quotes

If you can’t sleep with your own wife wearing a false beard, what can you do? Picture Quote #1

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, get off of me, you two! Picture Quote #1

I grew, day by day, more moody, more irritable, more regardless of the feelings of others. I suffered myself to use intemperate language to my wife. At length, I even offered her personal violence Picture Quote #1

Because of the security reasons for one thing and, second, my wife doesn’t like to have her hair blown about. Have you got another silly question? Picture Quote #1

... To my inexpressible happiness, she is my wife, and truly best part, without a single tinge of my defects Picture Quote #1

You shall not covet thy neighbor’s wife? Well, how about if she goddamn covets me? What do you think about that? Picture Quote #1

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It was no vain or unintelligent act when, knowing the land, its people and climate, I laid my dear wife and the darling children with myself on the altar for this service Picture Quote #1

The worth of a wife is a man’s good fortune; His jewels are his good children Picture Quote #1

I’m funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me Picture Quote #1

There are a lot of good memories, and because I was injured, during the rehab, I met my wife. The tennis was very good but the injuries were good for something too Picture Quote #1

I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire after a month or two. I am on wife number five right now, maybe five’s a charm? Picture Quote #1

I’ve probably said that in every feature I’ve been in. I’ve been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife Picture Quote #1

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I was trying to protect my wife, I was trying to protect myself from shame, and I really regret it Picture Quote #1

The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise Picture Quote #1

If a robin can sing like that for a worm surely I can work like a father for my good wife and my four fine children! Picture Quote #1

My wife told me the car wasn’t running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake Picture Quote #1

The view that a peptic ulcer may be the hole in a man’s stomach through which he crawls to escape from his wife has fairly wide acceptance Picture Quote #1

My wife tells me she doesn’t care what I do when I’m away, as long as I’m not enjoying it Picture Quote #1

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We talk about issues, but I’m not his adviser, I’m his wife... I find that it’s really best not to give your spouse a lot of advice. I don’t want a lot of advice from him Picture Quote #1

I am glad this asshole is dead. Sorry for his wife and kids, but relieved they are in no further danger from his lunacy! Picture Quote #1

Many a man isn’t as good as his woman, but I never knew a husband who was better than his wife Picture Quote #1

If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation Picture Quote #1

Once you’ve married, be strict but just with your wife, don’t allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: Don’t forget that I made you happy Picture Quote #1

I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If it’s tobacco, then let it be tobacco Picture Quote #1

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Looking at his wife as one looks at a valuable piece of property which has suffered some damage Picture Quote #1

The collier’s wife had four tall sons Brought from the pit’s mouth dead, and crushed from foot to head Picture Quote #1

I, marry? Oh, I could never bring myself to do it. I would have been in mortal misery all my life for fear my wife might say, that’s a pretty little thing, after I had finished a picture Picture Quote #1

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you Picture Quote #1

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that’s been driven that hard by that many people, you really don’t want to put your key in it Picture Quote #1

I think I know what you did last night. If you send me a thousand dollars, I won’t tell your wife Picture Quote #1

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If you can’t sleep with your own wife wearing a false beard, what can you do? (Wife Quotes) I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, get off of me, you two! (Wife Quotes) I grew, day by day, more moody, more irritable, more regardless of the feelings of others. I suffered myself to use intemperate language to my wife. At length, I even offered her personal violence (Wife Quotes) Because of the security reasons for one thing and, second, my wife doesn’t like to have her hair blown about. Have you got another silly question? (Wife Quotes) ... To my inexpressible happiness, she is my wife, and truly best part, without a single tinge of my defects (Wife Quotes) You shall not covet thy neighbor’s wife? Well, how about if she goddamn covets me? What do you think about that? (Wife Quotes) It was no vain or unintelligent act when, knowing the land, its people and climate, I laid my dear wife and the darling children with myself on the altar for this service (Wife Quotes) The worth of a wife is a man’s good fortune; His jewels are his good children (Wife Quotes) I’m funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me (Wife Quotes) There are a lot of good memories, and because I was injured, during the rehab, I met my wife. The tennis was very good but the injuries were good for something too (Wife Quotes) I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire after a month or two. I am on wife number five right now, maybe five’s a charm? (Wife Quotes) I’ve probably said that in every feature I’ve been in. I’ve been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife (Wife Quotes) I was trying to protect my wife, I was trying to protect myself from shame, and I really regret it (Wife Quotes) The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise (Wife Quotes) If a robin can sing like that for a worm surely I can work like a father for my good wife and my four fine children! (Wife Quotes) My wife told me the car wasn’t running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake (Wife Quotes) The view that a peptic ulcer may be the hole in a man’s stomach through which he crawls to escape from his wife has fairly wide acceptance (Wife Quotes) My wife tells me she doesn’t care what I do when I’m away, as long as I’m not enjoying it (Wife Quotes) We talk about issues, but I’m not his adviser, I’m his wife... I find that it’s really best not to give your spouse a lot of advice. I don’t want a lot of advice from him (Wife Quotes) I am glad this asshole is dead. Sorry for his wife and kids, but relieved they are in no further danger from his lunacy! (Wife Quotes) Many a man isn’t as good as his woman, but I never knew a husband who was better than his wife (Wife Quotes) If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation (Wife Quotes) Once you’ve married, be strict but just with your wife, don’t allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: Don’t forget that I made you happy (Wife Quotes) I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If it’s tobacco, then let it be tobacco (Wife Quotes) Looking at his wife as one looks at a valuable piece of property which has suffered some damage (Wife Quotes) The collier’s wife had four tall sons Brought from the pit’s mouth dead, and crushed from foot to head (Wife Quotes) I, marry? Oh, I could never bring myself to do it. I would have been in mortal misery all my life for fear my wife might say, that’s a pretty little thing, after I had finished a picture (Wife Quotes) You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you (Wife Quotes) Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that’s been driven that hard by that many people, you really don’t want to put your key in it (Wife Quotes) I think I know what you did last night. If you send me a thousand dollars, I won’t tell your wife (Wife Quotes)

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