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Wife Quotes

My relationship with my wife is fraught with all of the problems that any couples face, but there is a sense of humor that we have about it and a real desire to want to make it better Picture Quote #1

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift Picture Quote #1

On my days off I pick up our chicken’s eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five lovely chicks. And no, we won’t be eating any of them for Christmas dinner Picture Quote #1

I don’t necessarily recommend directing your husband or wife in a film, but if you have to do it, you have to do it Picture Quote #1

To tell about a drunken muzhik’s beating his wife is incomparably harder than to compose a whole tract about the ‘woman question Picture Quote #1

If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy’s current wife in high school Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive Picture Quote #1

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now Picture Quote #1

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You can tell actually when he starts to talk about his family, or his Daughters, or his Wife, and his whole face - really he’s so really kind of a dear Picture Quote #1

My wife at times will say I’m stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah... but she’s never said I was boring! Picture Quote #1

My wife gets mad because we’ll be in the middle of something and I’ll stop and say, ‘No, I’ve got to write this down!’ She’ll say, ‘No! We’re in a discussion!’ I say, ‘I know, but it’s hilarious! Picture Quote #1

My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won’t get all the jokes because hopefully I’m more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I’m not! Picture Quote #1

So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: You know, maybe you’re suffering from premature ejaculation. Yeah, does it look like I’m suffering? Those aren’t tears on your belly Picture Quote #1

I’ll take a foot fetish with a man and his wife over a foot fetish with a man and his mistress any day. I don’t care what they do. You go with it with your marriage and have a good time Picture Quote #1

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Father is my Defender (Hero). Mother is my Teacher. Sister is my Counselor. Wife is my Savior. Children are my Fighters. Then what is the role of my Friend? Friend is my Motivator in life Picture Quote #1

I have two sons, ages 38 and 25 in Texas, and my wife and seven year old daughter here in Nashville. On New Year’s I’d rather be with them Picture Quote #1

I do feel free, I have patched things up with my ex-husband to the degree of this real friendship. We spend a lot of time together as a family with our son, no way will we be man and wife again Picture Quote #1

I hate being away even for a day. But I’m happiest when I’m working and have my own things going on, so it ultimately makes me a better mother and wife Picture Quote #1

A vegan who beats his wife is far further down the ethical ladder than a meat eater who’s kind to his children Picture Quote #1

My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I’m always paying out to animal charities Picture Quote #1

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The greatest source of inspiration for me has been my wife; she is the love of my life, my best friend, and my most ardent supporter Picture Quote #1

The only way I get back to my center is either by talking to my wife or by spending time by myself Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t the president. And my first wife thinks I’m great. And my second wife and my - and I have a great marriage. I mean, I have a great marriage Picture Quote #1

You surely know that in the course of a long marriage it is not unusual for a husband or a wife to develop a crush on someone else Picture Quote #1

My main reader was my wife Sheila, and I haven’t written a lot since she died Picture Quote #1

Love is hanging out at the ocean, watching my wife and little girls play in the sand. I know, I threw up a little too, but it’s true Picture Quote #1

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My relationship with my wife is fraught with all of the problems that any couples face, but there is a sense of humor that we have about it and a real desire to want to make it better (Wife Quotes) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift (Wife Quotes) On my days off I pick up our chicken’s eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five lovely chicks. And no, we won’t be eating any of them for Christmas dinner (Wife Quotes) I don’t necessarily recommend directing your husband or wife in a film, but if you have to do it, you have to do it (Wife Quotes) To tell about a drunken muzhik’s beating his wife is incomparably harder than to compose a whole tract about the ‘woman question (Wife Quotes) If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you (Wife Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse (Wife Quotes) You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen (Wife Quotes) You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy’s current wife in high school (Wife Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock (Wife Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive (Wife Quotes) My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now (Wife Quotes) You can tell actually when he starts to talk about his family, or his Daughters, or his Wife, and his whole face - really he’s so really kind of a dear (Wife Quotes) My wife at times will say I’m stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah... but she’s never said I was boring! (Wife Quotes) My wife gets mad because we’ll be in the middle of something and I’ll stop and say, ‘No, I’ve got to write this down!’ She’ll say, ‘No! We’re in a discussion!’ I say, ‘I know, but it’s hilarious! (Wife Quotes) My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won’t get all the jokes because hopefully I’m more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I’m not! (Wife Quotes) So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: You know, maybe you’re suffering from premature ejaculation. Yeah, does it look like I’m suffering? Those aren’t tears on your belly (Wife Quotes) I’ll take a foot fetish with a man and his wife over a foot fetish with a man and his mistress any day. I don’t care what they do. You go with it with your marriage and have a good time (Wife Quotes) Father is my Defender (Hero). Mother is my Teacher. Sister is my Counselor. Wife is my Savior. Children are my Fighters. Then what is the role of my Friend? Friend is my Motivator in life (Wife Quotes) I have two sons, ages 38 and 25 in Texas, and my wife and seven year old daughter here in Nashville. On New Year’s I’d rather be with them (Wife Quotes) I do feel free, I have patched things up with my ex-husband to the degree of this real friendship. We spend a lot of time together as a family with our son, no way will we be man and wife again (Wife Quotes) I hate being away even for a day. But I’m happiest when I’m working and have my own things going on, so it ultimately makes me a better mother and wife (Wife Quotes) A vegan who beats his wife is far further down the ethical ladder than a meat eater who’s kind to his children (Wife Quotes) My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I’m always paying out to animal charities (Wife Quotes) The greatest source of inspiration for me has been my wife; she is the love of my life, my best friend, and my most ardent supporter (Wife Quotes) The only way I get back to my center is either by talking to my wife or by spending time by myself (Wife Quotes) I wasn’t the president. And my first wife thinks I’m great. And my second wife and my - and I have a great marriage. I mean, I have a great marriage (Wife Quotes) You surely know that in the course of a long marriage it is not unusual for a husband or a wife to develop a crush on someone else (Wife Quotes) My main reader was my wife Sheila, and I haven’t written a lot since she died (Wife Quotes) Love is hanging out at the ocean, watching my wife and little girls play in the sand. I know, I threw up a little too, but it’s true (Wife Quotes)

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