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One of the biggest blessings in my life is that I have a very wonderful family, a lovely wife and two lovely daughters. (Wife Quotes)
Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors (Wife Quotes)
I have a weak stomach. My wife is a doctor, so she finds it funny that I actually pass out when I get my blood drawn. I physically can’t stand gore on screen. I can’t stand blood and guts. Not for any puritanical/moral high-ground reason. I just don’t want to black out. (Wife Quotes)
Kidney disease is a low-profile, unglamorous problem, a disease that disproportionately strikes minorities and the poor. Its celebrity spokesman is blue-collar comedian George Lopez, who received a kidney from his wife. (Wife Quotes)
Homes make patriots. He who has sat by his own fireside with wife and children will defend it. Few men have been patriotic enough to shoulder a musket in defense of a boarding house. The prosperity and glory of our country depend upon the number of people who are the owners of homes. (Wife Quotes)
Everybody has a language or code that they use with their wife or their girlfriend or boyfriend or what have you. It’s a language aside from the language they have with strangers. I’ve always been maybe an abuser of alliteration, but I’ve always loved it and I like how those words sound together. (Wife Quotes)
I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad’s wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, What do you want to be when you grow up? I said, A comedian. And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing... (Wife Quotes)
This man’s wife told him, For Christmas, surprise me. On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, Boo! (Wife Quotes)
I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there’s a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment. (Wife Quotes)
Sometimes female characters start out as the wife or girlfriend, but then I realize, ‘No, she’s the book,’ and she becomes a main character. I surrender the book to her. (Wife Quotes)
I was lucky in getting my first book published; my first book was ‘Bunnicula,’ which I wrote with my late wife Debbie, for the fun of it. (Wife Quotes)
I went to high school in Columbia. I met my first wife, Richards, whom I married while I was working on a B.S. in chemistry at Georgia Tech. She bore Louise, and I studied. I learned most of the useful technical things - math, physics, chemistry - that I now use during those four years. (Wife Quotes)
Some writers just write about their own lives. Well, I don’t want to do that. I want to have a really boring life. A quiet, boring life so no one wants to write a biography. I’m the only writer in history only to have one wife, for instance. (Wife Quotes)
My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine. (Wife Quotes)
I love my wife more than anything in the world, but boy when she had our babies, it quadrupled. There’s just something about the connection. (Wife Quotes)
If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you’d want to prove yourself, you know what I mean? (Wife Quotes)
I’m about to turn 60, and most of my memories reside in the brain of my wife (Wife Quotes)
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it. (Wife Quotes)
When I got married, I could not have chosen a more gorgeous, loving, or perfect woman to crush than the one I broke up with to be with my wife. (Wife Quotes)
I lost two brothers in an airplane crash, both of them leaving a wife and kids. When I get to Heaven, that’s probably the first question I’d like to ask: ‘Why was it necessary?’ (Wife Quotes)
My dad’s a biophysicist. My brother is a computer guy. His wife works at Microsoft. (Wife Quotes)
A 527 doesn’t have a wife. It doesn’t have a brother-in-law who knows a lot about politics, or a union president who calls and doesn’t like the color of the suit, or bimbo eruptions. It’s the perfect candidate, because it has no personal characteristics. (Wife Quotes)
An oligarchy of race, where the Saxon rules the African, might be endured; but this oligarchy of sex which makes father, brothers, husband, sons, the oligarchs over the mother and sisters, the wife and daughters of every household... carries discord and rebellion into every home of the nation. (Wife Quotes)
There is a scene in Richard Attenborough’s biopic where Gandhi argues with his wife because she refuses to clean their latrine. She says it is the work of untouchables; he tells her there is no such thing. Gandhi’s tactics of encouraging brotherly love across caste boundaries and urging Indians to clean their own latrines had failed miserably. (Wife Quotes)
I believe that Bruce Springsteen is terrific, but I don’t think he’s God. That’s the only real disagreement between me and my wife. Music is really fun, and it is something that my wife and I like to share. (Wife Quotes)
I’m lucky. The best possible place in the world for training is Addis Ababa, so I am home all the time except when I am racing. I like to be there, near my family, my kids, also the real estate business I run with my wife. (Wife Quotes)
I work a lot of hours, and in this business you really try to keep as busy as you possibly can. Sometimes when you really focus on kids in your free time you lose the husband and wife relationship to some degree. It’s been a real focus for us to make sure we stay focused on us two. (Wife Quotes)
Julius Caesar’s wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner! (Wife Quotes)
I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected. Common traditional saying: Caesar’s wife must be above suspicion. (Wife Quotes)
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There’s always something. (Wife Quotes)