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Will Cuppy Quotes

Let’s not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth Picture Quote #1

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons Picture Quote #1

I don’t like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country Picture Quote #1

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There’s always something Picture Quote #1

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for Picture Quote #1

It is because of his brain that [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above Picture Quote #1

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During his fifteen years in Italy, Hannibal never had enough elephants to suit him. Most of the original group succumbed to the climate, and he was always begging Carthage for more, but the people at home were stingy. They would ask if he thought they were made of elephants and what had he done with the elephants they sent before Picture Quote #1

The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of Bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I couldn’t say Picture Quote #1

Most people, it seems, think that Robinson Crusoe when he landed on his Island had nothing to keep him from starvation or anything else. As a matter of fact he had twelve raft loads of supplies that he took off the wrecked ship. He had as much food and furniture as if he had had a delicatessen store and Fifth Avenue outside his hut Picture Quote #1

[Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17 Picture Quote #1

[Footnote:] An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn’t? Picture Quote #1

If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence Picture Quote #1

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Just when you’re beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes Picture Quote #1

The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes Picture Quote #1

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There’s always something Picture Quote #1

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell Picture Quote #1

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much Picture Quote #1

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say Picture Quote #1

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Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts Picture Quote #1

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose Picture Quote #1

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself Picture Quote #1

Ah, well! We live and learn, or, anyway, we live Picture Quote #1

I am billed as a humorist, but of course I am a tragedian at heart Picture Quote #1

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential Picture Quote #1

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Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air Picture Quote #1

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal Picture Quote #1

The male is colored much more gorgeously than the female so that he can be shot and made into feather embroidery Picture Quote #1

I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work Picture Quote #1

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons Picture Quote #1

I borrow to pay my honest debts and not to squander foolishly. What’s more, I confine my borrowing to those who can well afford it. I don’t go around sponging on widows and orphans unless they have plenty Picture Quote #1

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Let’s not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth. (Will Cuppy Quotes) Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons (Will Cuppy Quotes) I don’t like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country (Will Cuppy Quotes) Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There’s always something (Will Cuppy Quotes) The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for (Will Cuppy Quotes) It is because of his brain that [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above (Will Cuppy Quotes) During his fifteen years in Italy, Hannibal never had enough elephants to suit him. Most of the original group succumbed to the climate, and he was always begging Carthage for more, but the people at home were stingy. They would ask if he thought they were made of elephants and what had he done with the elephants they sent before (Will Cuppy Quotes) The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of Bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I couldn’t say (Will Cuppy Quotes) Most people, it seems, think that Robinson Crusoe when he landed on his Island had nothing to keep him from starvation or anything else. As a matter of fact he had twelve raft loads of supplies that he took off the wrecked ship. He had as much food and furniture as if he had had a delicatessen store and Fifth Avenue outside his hut (Will Cuppy Quotes) [Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17 (Will Cuppy Quotes) [Footnote:] An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn’t? (Will Cuppy Quotes) If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. (Will Cuppy Quotes) Just when you’re beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes. (Will Cuppy Quotes) The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes. (Will Cuppy Quotes) Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There’s always something. (Will Cuppy Quotes) Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell (Will Cuppy Quotes) Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much (Will Cuppy Quotes) The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say (Will Cuppy Quotes) Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts (Will Cuppy Quotes) We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose (Will Cuppy Quotes) A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself (Will Cuppy Quotes) Ah, well! We live and learn, or, anyway, we live (Will Cuppy Quotes) I am billed as a humorist, but of course I am a tragedian at heart (Will Cuppy Quotes) Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential (Will Cuppy Quotes) Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air (Will Cuppy Quotes) Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal (Will Cuppy Quotes) The male is colored much more gorgeously than the female so that he can be shot and made into feather embroidery (Will Cuppy Quotes) I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work (Will Cuppy Quotes) Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons (Will Cuppy Quotes) I borrow to pay my honest debts and not to squander foolishly. What’s more, I confine my borrowing to those who can well afford it. I don’t go around sponging on widows and orphans unless they have plenty (Will Cuppy Quotes)

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