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Will Rogers Quotes

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to do is to know when to die. Prolonged life has ruined more men than it ever made Picture Quote #1

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by Picture Quote #1

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others Picture Quote #1

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur Picture Quote #1

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do - well, that's memoirs Picture Quote #1

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make one out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr Picture Quote #1

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The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity Picture Quote #1

Every gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of truth.... now rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth Picture Quote #1

There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I don't even have to exaggerate Picture Quote #1

Lord, the money we do spend on government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago Picture Quote #1

A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious Picture Quote #1

I not only don't choose to run but I don't even want to leave a loophole in case I am drafted, so I won't choose. I will say won't run no matter how bad the country will need a comedian by that time Picture Quote #1

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This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation Picture Quote #1

We are the first nation to starve to death in a storehouse that's overfilled with everything we want Picture Quote #1

We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poor house in an automobile Picture Quote #1

Personally, I have always felt the best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know Picture Quote #1

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh Picture Quote #1

We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead Picture Quote #1

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When the Judgment Day comes civilization will have an alibi, I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with Picture Quote #1

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best Picture Quote #1

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up Picture Quote #1

That's the trouble with a politician's life - somebody is always interrupting it with an election Picture Quote #1

There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book, generally a check book Picture Quote #1

I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like Picture Quote #1

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If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven Picture Quote #1

We have plenty of confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our confidence in Picture Quote #1

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime Picture Quote #1

If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had moral leadership Picture Quote #1

The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona Picture Quote #1

People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please Picture Quote #1

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This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to do is to know when to die. Prolonged life has ruined more men than it ever made (Will Rogers Quotes) We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by (Will Rogers Quotes) We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others (Will Rogers Quotes) When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur (Will Rogers Quotes) When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do - well, that's memoirs (Will Rogers Quotes) The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make one out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr (Will Rogers Quotes) The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity (Will Rogers Quotes) Every gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of truth.... now rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth (Will Rogers Quotes) There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I don't even have to exaggerate (Will Rogers Quotes) Lord, the money we do spend on government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago (Will Rogers Quotes) A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious (Will Rogers Quotes) I not only don't choose to run but I don't even want to leave a loophole in case I am drafted, so I won't choose. I will say won't run no matter how bad the country will need a comedian by that time (Will Rogers Quotes) This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation (Will Rogers Quotes) We are the first nation to starve to death in a storehouse that's overfilled with everything we want (Will Rogers Quotes) We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poor house in an automobile (Will Rogers Quotes) Personally, I have always felt the best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know (Will Rogers Quotes) An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh (Will Rogers Quotes) We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead (Will Rogers Quotes) When the Judgment Day comes civilization will have an alibi, I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with (Will Rogers Quotes) The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best (Will Rogers Quotes) I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up (Will Rogers Quotes) That's the trouble with a politician's life - somebody is always interrupting it with an election (Will Rogers Quotes) There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book, generally a check book (Will Rogers Quotes) I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like (Will Rogers Quotes) If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven (Will Rogers Quotes) We have plenty of confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our confidence in (Will Rogers Quotes) I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime (Will Rogers Quotes) If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had moral leadership (Will Rogers Quotes) The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona (Will Rogers Quotes) People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please (Will Rogers Quotes)

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