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Will Rogers Quotes

Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth Picture Quote #1

When you’re through learning, you’re through Picture Quote #1

Never let yesterday use up too much of today Picture Quote #1

Things ain’t what they used to be and never were Picture Quote #1

Never miss a good chance to shut up Picture Quote #1

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging Picture Quote #1

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You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects Picture Quote #1

Nothing you can’t spell will ever work Picture Quote #1

I never yet met a man that I didn’t like Picture Quote #1

Invest in inflation. It’s the only thing going up Picture Quote #1

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage Picture Quote #1

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’ Picture Quote #1

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You can’t tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at Picture Quote #1

People don’t change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same Picture Quote #1

We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile Picture Quote #1

Our financial ills will never be settled till you fix it so every man will pay an income tax on what he earns, be it a farm, grocery store or municipal or government bonds Picture Quote #1

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. ‘Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that’s mass production Picture Quote #1

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth Picture Quote #1

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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it’s been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking Picture Quote #1

Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth Picture Quote #1

A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn’t know history. He don’t know it, but history will know him. He has made more history than his critics ever read Picture Quote #1

I don’t see why a man shouldn’t pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while you are living, it’s good enough to pay in after you die. By the time you die you should be so used to paying taxes that it would just be almost second nature to you Picture Quote #1

See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers’ mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who have lost part of their fortune, but our whole history records nary a case where the loan was for the man who had absolutely nothing. Our theory is to help only those who can get along, even if they don’t get a loan Picture Quote #1

If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there Picture Quote #1

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I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty! Picture Quote #1

Wine had such ill effects on Noah’s health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that ever lived that long Picture Quote #1

All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you’ve got to be a humorist to stay one Picture Quote #1

In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow Picture Quote #1

In Europe public men do resign. But here it’s a lost art. You have to impeach ‘em Picture Quote #1

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Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth (Will Rogers Quotes) When you’re through learning, you’re through (Will Rogers Quotes) Never let yesterday use up too much of today (Will Rogers Quotes) Things ain’t what they used to be and never were (Will Rogers Quotes) Never miss a good chance to shut up (Will Rogers Quotes) If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging (Will Rogers Quotes) You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects (Will Rogers Quotes) Nothing you can’t spell will ever work (Will Rogers Quotes) I never yet met a man that I didn’t like (Will Rogers Quotes) Invest in inflation. It’s the only thing going up (Will Rogers Quotes) I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage (Will Rogers Quotes) The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’ (Will Rogers Quotes) You can’t tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at (Will Rogers Quotes) People don’t change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same (Will Rogers Quotes) We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile (Will Rogers Quotes) Our financial ills will never be settled till you fix it so every man will pay an income tax on what he earns, be it a farm, grocery store or municipal or government bonds (Will Rogers Quotes) If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. ‘Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that’s mass production (Will Rogers Quotes) Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth (Will Rogers Quotes) The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it’s been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking (Will Rogers Quotes) Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth (Will Rogers Quotes) A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn’t know history. He don’t know it, but history will know him. He has made more history than his critics ever read (Will Rogers Quotes) I don’t see why a man shouldn’t pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while you are living, it’s good enough to pay in after you die. By the time you die you should be so used to paying taxes that it would just be almost second nature to you (Will Rogers Quotes) See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers’ mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who have lost part of their fortune, but our whole history records nary a case where the loan was for the man who had absolutely nothing. Our theory is to help only those who can get along, even if they don’t get a loan (Will Rogers Quotes) If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there (Will Rogers Quotes) I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty! (Will Rogers Quotes) Wine had such ill effects on Noah’s health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer that ever lived that long (Will Rogers Quotes) All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases (Will Rogers Quotes) You’ve got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you’ve got to be a humorist to stay one (Will Rogers Quotes) In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow (Will Rogers Quotes) In Europe public men do resign. But here it’s a lost art. You have to impeach ‘em (Will Rogers Quotes)

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