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It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about; it’s the return of my investment (Will Rogers Quotes)
I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made ‘em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din (Will Rogers Quotes)
The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made ‘em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood (Will Rogers Quotes)
The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday (Will Rogers Quotes)
People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth (Will Rogers Quotes)
Don’t raise anything, except what fits your appetite. Then the price don’t worry you. Just raise all you can eat and let the low prices go by. (Will Rogers Quotes)
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. (Will Rogers Quotes)
I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met a man I didn’t like. (Will Rogers Quotes)
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. (Will Rogers Quotes)
Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they’re not making any more. (Will Rogers Quotes)
No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans. (Will Rogers Quotes)
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it’s impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!. (Will Rogers Quotes)
My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there’s nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood. (Will Rogers Quotes)
Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. Machinery is doing just fine. If it can’t kill you, it will put you out of work. (Will Rogers Quotes)
Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don’t hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous. (Will Rogers Quotes)
I go too fast to see much, only the tops of everything. I’ve got to prowl slow some time through this country. (Will Rogers Quotes)
On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. (Will Rogers Quotes)
The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity. (Will Rogers Quotes)
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him ‘father.’ (Will Rogers Quotes)
Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises. (Will Rogers Quotes)
Don’t wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there. (Will Rogers Quotes)
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there’s no accounting for anyone’s taste. (Will Rogers Quotes)
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that’s Memoirs. (Will Rogers Quotes)
There’s a simple solution to our traffic problems. We’ll have business build the roads, and government build the cars. (Will Rogers Quotes)
It’s easy being a humorist when you’ve got the whole government working for you (Will Rogers Quotes)
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you (Will Rogers Quotes)
It’s almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know (Will Rogers Quotes)
Our financial ills will never be settled till you fix it so every man will pay an income tax on what he earns, be it a farm, grocery store or municipal or government bonds. (Will Rogers Quotes)
Where I come from, they won’t let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself. (Will Rogers Quotes)
If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world (Will Rogers Quotes)