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Wilson Mizner Quotes

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education Picture Quote #1

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something Picture Quote #1

If you count all your assets you always show a profit Picture Quote #1

Art is science made clear Picture Quote #1

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education Picture Quote #1

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up Picture Quote #1

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To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it Picture Quote #1

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something Picture Quote #1

Failure has gone to his head Picture Quote #1

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something Picture Quote #1

God help those who do not help themselves Picture Quote #1

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at Picture Quote #1

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I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it Picture Quote #1

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless Picture Quote #1

The first hundred years are the hardest Picture Quote #1

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock Picture Quote #1

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away Picture Quote #1

I’d rather know a square guy than own a square mile Picture Quote #1

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The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep Picture Quote #1

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience Picture Quote #1

Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down Picture Quote #1

It’s getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner Picture Quote #1

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long Picture Quote #1

I’ve known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought Picture Quote #1

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The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you’re in Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger Picture Quote #1

What feeling is so nice as a child’s hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp Picture Quote #1

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant Picture Quote #1

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished Picture Quote #1

When you take stuff from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you take it from many writers, it’s research Picture Quote #1

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I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something (Wilson Mizner Quotes) If you count all your assets you always show a profit (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Art is science made clear (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up (Wilson Mizner Quotes) To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it (Wilson Mizner Quotes) A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Failure has gone to his head (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something (Wilson Mizner Quotes) God help those who do not help themselves (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it (Wilson Mizner Quotes) There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The first hundred years are the hardest (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I’d rather know a square guy than own a square mile (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down (Wilson Mizner Quotes) It’s getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner (Wilson Mizner Quotes) All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I’ve known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you’re in (Wilson Mizner Quotes) There’s nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger (Wilson Mizner Quotes) What feeling is so nice as a child’s hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp (Wilson Mizner Quotes) A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished (Wilson Mizner Quotes) When you take stuff from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you take it from many writers, it’s research (Wilson Mizner Quotes)

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