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Wilson Mizner Quotes
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You can’t be a rascal for 40 years and then cop a plea the last minute. God keeps better books than that (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
If you copy from one author, it’s plagiarism. If you copy from two, it’s research (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
If you steal from one author it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many it’s research (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
He’s the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Women can instantly see through each other, and it’s surprising how little they observe that’s pleasant (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
I’ve had ample contact with lawyers, and I’m convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own (Wilson Mizner Quotes)