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From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner'... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls (With Quotes)
I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know? (With Quotes)
I have defeated this Earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists (With Quotes)
I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future (With Quotes)
It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain (With Quotes)
I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee (With Quotes)
They're trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock (With Quotes)
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG (With Quotes)
If you're using first-class land for biofuels, then you're competing with the growing of food. And so you're actually spiking food prices by moving energy production into agriculture (With Quotes)
Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other (With Quotes)
Security is, I would say, our top priority because for all the exciting things you will be able to do with computers - organizing your lives, staying in touch with people, being creative - if we don't solve these security problems, then people will hold back (With Quotes)
If people had understood how patents would be granted when most of today's ideas were invented, and had taken out patents, the industry would be at a complete standstill today. The solution to this is patent exchanges with large companies and patenting as much as we can (With Quotes)
Programs today get very fat; the enhancements tend to slow the programs down because people put in special checks. When they want to add some feature, they'll just stick in these checks without thinking how they might slow the thing down (With Quotes)
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger (With Quotes)
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries (With Quotes)
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't (With Quotes)
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic (With Quotes)
My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful (With Quotes)
A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? And they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain (With Quotes)
I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook (With Quotes)
I tell my kids, This is not the same person I grew up with. You are looking at an old woman who is trying to get into Heaven (With Quotes)
My parents never smiled... Because I had brain damage. My wife and I don't smile because our children are LOADED with it!! Oh, my parents smile now, whenever they come over to the house and see how much trouble I'm having. Oh, they have a ball! Havin' a li'l trouble, huh, son?! (With Quotes)
Just as man can't exist without his body, so no rights can exist without the right to translate one's rights into reality, to think, to work and keep the results, which means: the right of property (With Quotes)
The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws (With Quotes)
Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps, down new roads, armed with nothing but their own vision (With Quotes)
Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns - or dollars. Take your choice - there is no other (With Quotes)
A popular speaker, however unpopular and insignificant, has only to wind up his speech with half-a-dozen lines of Shakespeare (and to make it clearly understood that they are Shakespeare's) and he will sit down amid thunders of applause (With Quotes)
Here's a first-rate opportunity to get married with impunity, and indulge in the felicity of unbounded domesticity (With Quotes)
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news. With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse (With Quotes)
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own (With Quotes)