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Witter Quotes

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go omg, omg, wtf, zzz? Is that rude? Picture Quote #1

I am not leaving twitter. If the mindless few defeat the thoughtful majority we are all doomed Picture Quote #1

Twitter is about creating whatever persona you want to create and either sticking with it or changing it or evolving it or contradicting it, and I’ve done all that stuff Picture Quote #1

I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take Picture Quote #1

Twitter allowed me to talk about parenting in short snippets and find out what I really wanted to say about it, which is that I’m a dad who had no idea what he’s doing Picture Quote #1

Teenage readers also have a different relationship with the authors whose work they value than adult readers do. I loved Toni Morrison, but I don't have any desire to follow her on Twitter. I just want to read her books Picture Quote #1

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Narcissism really spreads its wings and soars on twitter. It’s like watching a dragon hatch and learn to fly Picture Quote #1

Twitter is a kind of verbalization of people yelling at their television sets or gnashing their teeth at the newspaper Picture Quote #1

My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me laugh and then I instantly tried to forget them, because I’d hate to find myself in a bar kind of drunk and accidentally use one Picture Quote #1

Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words Picture Quote #1

Laying in bed this morning contemplating how amazing it would be if somehow Oscar Wilde and Mae West could twitter from the grave Picture Quote #1

On twitter, you may have a zero follower; but in real life, this is not possible because everyone has a shadow! Picture Quote #1

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There’s nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope Picture Quote #1

Twitter is great to connect with fans and be transparent. I enjoy that aspect about it. But really, I’m still trying to figure it out Picture Quote #1

The dead are hard to look at. Their faces shimmer. They all look slightly angry or confused. they will come up to you and speak, but their voices sound like chatter, like bats twittering. Once they realize you can’t understand them, they frown and move away. The dead aren’t scary. They’re just sad Picture Quote #1

They adored each other; but still the permanent and the immutable subsist. We may love and laugh, pout, clasp hands, smile, and exchange endearments, but that does not affect eternity. Two lovers hide in the dusk of evening, amid flowers and the twittering of birds, and enchant each other with their hearts shinning in their eyes; but the stars in their course still circle through infinite space Picture Quote #1

I’m disappearing from twitter for a while. Need a break from the bile. Local prejudice just seems to bring out the worst in some people Picture Quote #1

Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I’d hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people. It delights me how witty and friendly most people are Picture Quote #1

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Twitter is like hugging. Just because it’s hard to measure the return on investment doesn’t mean there isn’t value there Picture Quote #1

Twitter brings you closer. I mean, we see this over and over again from our users. It brings them closer to the action. It brings them closer to their heroes Picture Quote #1

Twitter has been my life’s work in many senses. It started with a fascination with cities and how they work, and what’s going on in them right now Picture Quote #1

Twitter’s a lot of work! That’s the first thing I would say. There’s so much pressure to be funny Picture Quote #1

Twitter is a great place to tell the world what you’re thinking before you’ve had a chance to think about it Picture Quote #1

Twitter is not a technology. It’s a conversation and it’s happening with or without you Picture Quote #1

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Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything Picture Quote #1

Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback Picture Quote #1

Twitter’s a funny one, I mean, it’s good in some respects but I can’t stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions, people get opinions mixed up and people get being rude mixed up with that’s my opinion Picture Quote #1

The young are of age when they twitter like the old; they are driven through school to learn the old song, and, when they have this by heart, they are declared of age Picture Quote #1

Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak Picture Quote #1

Twitter is a place where I can let people know what type of person I am, and I got some good feedback from it. More good than bad, so it’s a good outlet to let people know who I am Picture Quote #1

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Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go omg, omg, wtf, zzz? Is that rude? (Witter Quotes) I am not leaving twitter. If the mindless few defeat the thoughtful majority we are all doomed (Witter Quotes) Twitter is about creating whatever persona you want to create and either sticking with it or changing it or evolving it or contradicting it, and I’ve done all that stuff (Witter Quotes) I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take (Witter Quotes) Twitter allowed me to talk about parenting in short snippets and find out what I really wanted to say about it, which is that I’m a dad who had no idea what he’s doing (Witter Quotes) Teenage readers also have a different relationship with the authors whose work they value than adult readers do. I loved Toni Morrison, but I don't have any desire to follow her on Twitter. I just want to read her books (Witter Quotes) Narcissism really spreads its wings and soars on twitter. It’s like watching a dragon hatch and learn to fly (Witter Quotes) Twitter is a kind of verbalization of people yelling at their television sets or gnashing their teeth at the newspaper (Witter Quotes) My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me laugh and then I instantly tried to forget them, because I’d hate to find myself in a bar kind of drunk and accidentally use one (Witter Quotes) Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words (Witter Quotes) Laying in bed this morning contemplating how amazing it would be if somehow Oscar Wilde and Mae West could twitter from the grave (Witter Quotes) On twitter, you may have a zero follower; but in real life, this is not possible because everyone has a shadow! (Witter Quotes) There’s nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope (Witter Quotes) Twitter is great to connect with fans and be transparent. I enjoy that aspect about it. But really, I’m still trying to figure it out (Witter Quotes) The dead are hard to look at. Their faces shimmer. They all look slightly angry or confused. they will come up to you and speak, but their voices sound like chatter, like bats twittering. Once they realize you can’t understand them, they frown and move away. The dead aren’t scary. They’re just sad (Witter Quotes) They adored each other; but still the permanent and the immutable subsist. We may love and laugh, pout, clasp hands, smile, and exchange endearments, but that does not affect eternity. Two lovers hide in the dusk of evening, amid flowers and the twittering of birds, and enchant each other with their hearts shinning in their eyes; but the stars in their course still circle through infinite space (Witter Quotes) I’m disappearing from twitter for a while. Need a break from the bile. Local prejudice just seems to bring out the worst in some people (Witter Quotes) Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I’d hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people. It delights me how witty and friendly most people are (Witter Quotes) Twitter is like hugging. Just because it’s hard to measure the return on investment doesn’t mean there isn’t value there (Witter Quotes) Twitter brings you closer. I mean, we see this over and over again from our users. It brings them closer to the action. It brings them closer to their heroes (Witter Quotes) Twitter has been my life’s work in many senses. It started with a fascination with cities and how they work, and what’s going on in them right now (Witter Quotes) Twitter’s a lot of work! That’s the first thing I would say. There’s so much pressure to be funny (Witter Quotes) Twitter is a great place to tell the world what you’re thinking before you’ve had a chance to think about it (Witter Quotes) Twitter is not a technology. It’s a conversation and it’s happening with or without you (Witter Quotes) Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything (Witter Quotes) Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback (Witter Quotes) Twitter’s a funny one, I mean, it’s good in some respects but I can’t stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions, people get opinions mixed up and people get being rude mixed up with that’s my opinion (Witter Quotes) The young are of age when they twitter like the old; they are driven through school to learn the old song, and, when they have this by heart, they are declared of age (Witter Quotes) Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak (Witter Quotes) Twitter is a place where I can let people know what type of person I am, and I got some good feedback from it. More good than bad, so it’s a good outlet to let people know who I am (Witter Quotes)

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