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Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him (Wo Quotes)
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them (Wo Quotes)
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others (Wo Quotes)
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time (Wo Quotes)
The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him (Wo Quotes)
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all (Wo Quotes)
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world (Wo Quotes)
A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant (Wo Quotes)
A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her (Wo Quotes)
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are made in America (Wo Quotes)
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son-and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him (Wo Quotes)
There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them (Wo Quotes)
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last (Wo Quotes)
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart (Wo Quotes)
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to (Wo Quotes)
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification (Wo Quotes)
A good woman inspires a man; a brilliant woman interests him; a beautiful woman fascinates him; and a sympathetic woman gets him (Wo Quotes)
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic (Wo Quotes)
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning, but to a man it is the beginning of the end (Wo Quotes)
When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad (Wo Quotes)
To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is misunderstood or that he is different; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more that merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good (Wo Quotes)
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work (Wo Quotes)
I'm completely in favor of the separation of church and state. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death (Wo Quotes)
Some people see things that are and ask, why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that (Wo Quotes)
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent (Wo Quotes)
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories (Wo Quotes)
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "where's the self-help section?" she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose (Wo Quotes)
When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, how can that be? How can you not have all day? (Wo Quotes)
When someone asks you, a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? (Wo Quotes)
I use the word fat. I use that word because that's what people are: they're fat. They're not bulky; they're not large, chunky, hefty or plump. And they're not big-boned. Dinosaurs were big-boned. These people are not overweight: this term somehow implies there is some correct weight. There is no correct weight. Heavy is also a misleading term. An aircraft carrier is heavy; it's not fat. Only people are fat, and that's what fat people are! They're fat! (Wo Quotes)