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Woody Allen Quotes

I don’t want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light Picture Quote #1

I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib Picture Quote #1

Sometimes some of the best moments are contributed by the actors being creative, with their own improvisations Picture Quote #1

Drama, it would be as if you wrote some poetry. You’d run the risk of being embarrassed if people read it, because you’re pouring your heart out and you’re not mitigating it with any humor or anything Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been interested in being in other people’s movies. I never get any offers Picture Quote #1

I loved Woody Allen’s short pieces. I was equally influenced by Woody Allen and Norman Mailer. I was very into this idea of being high-low, of being serious and intellectual but also making really broad jokes Picture Quote #1

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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best Picture Quote #1

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house Picture Quote #1

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one’s age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald Picture Quote #1

In Beverly Hills... they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows Picture Quote #1

I’m not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy Picture Quote #1

One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles Picture Quote #1

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I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That’s the two categories. The horrible are like, I don’t know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you’re miserable, because that’s very lucky, to be miserable Picture Quote #1

I’m a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don’t drink, I don’t smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person! Picture Quote #1

Is there a separation between body and mind, and if so which is it better to have? Picture Quote #1

Am I my brother’s keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo Picture Quote #1

I ran into Woody Allen shooting a movie on my block. I can’t believe this is my life! Picture Quote #1

All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I’m driving a used car Picture Quote #1

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I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx and Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields Picture Quote #1

Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country’s doing it! Picture Quote #1

There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting Picture Quote #1

You make a film and always hope you’re going make Citizen Kane or The Bicycle Thief. You make the film, and for one reason or another, one clicks and one doesn’t, but it’s out of your control completely Picture Quote #1

Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete Picture Quote #1

Our love, our love will last forever. It’s forever but it just doesn’t work. That’s why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete Picture Quote #1

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Life is a concentration camp. You’re stuck here and there’s no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors Picture Quote #1

It’s important to control yourself because life gets too complicated if you don’t, but the impulse is often there for people. Some say society should be more open. That doesn’t work either Picture Quote #1

Woody Allen movies notwithstanding, therapy, in the early eighties, was not exactly a hot conversation starter. Nor was it a favoured activity for dysfunctional couples or suffering individuals Picture Quote #1

Love is when you realize that he’s as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you’ll take him anyway Picture Quote #1

I wanted to work with Mike Leigh. I had my list of British people I wanted to work with, and I wanted to work with David Lynch and Woody Allen Picture Quote #1

In fact, when they wake up in the morning, they’re Jack Nicholson or Robert De Niro or Josh Brolin. And it’s built-in, but they think it’s all this other stuff. But it’s not. They’d be great if they didn’t think about their part or if they did think about it Picture Quote #1

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I don’t want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light. (Woody Allen Quotes) I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. (Woody Allen Quotes) Sometimes some of the best moments are contributed by the actors being creative, with their own improvisations. (Woody Allen Quotes) Drama, it would be as if you wrote some poetry. You’d run the risk of being embarrassed if people read it, because you’re pouring your heart out and you’re not mitigating it with any humor or anything. (Woody Allen Quotes) I’ve always been interested in being in other people’s movies. I never get any offers. (Woody Allen Quotes) I loved Woody Allen’s short pieces. I was equally influenced by Woody Allen and Norman Mailer. I was very into this idea of being high-low, of being serious and intellectual but also making really broad jokes. (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best (Woody Allen Quotes) The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house. (Woody Allen Quotes) In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one’s age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald. (Woody Allen Quotes) In Beverly Hills... they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. (Woody Allen Quotes) I’m not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy (Woody Allen Quotes) One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles. (Woody Allen Quotes) I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That’s the two categories. The horrible are like, I don’t know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you’re miserable, because that’s very lucky, to be miserable. (Woody Allen Quotes) I’m a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don’t drink, I don’t smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person! (Woody Allen Quotes) Is there a separation between body and mind, and if so which is it better to have? (Woody Allen Quotes) Am I my brother’s keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo. (Woody Allen Quotes) I ran into Woody Allen shooting a movie on my block. I can’t believe this is my life! (Woody Allen Quotes) All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I’m driving a used car. (Woody Allen Quotes) I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx and Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields. (Woody Allen Quotes) Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country’s doing it! (Woody Allen Quotes) There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting (Woody Allen Quotes) You make a film and always hope you’re going make Citizen Kane or The Bicycle Thief. You make the film, and for one reason or another, one clicks and one doesn’t, but it’s out of your control completely. (Woody Allen Quotes) Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete (Woody Allen Quotes) Our love, our love will last forever. It’s forever but it just doesn’t work. That’s why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete. (Woody Allen Quotes) Life is a concentration camp. You’re stuck here and there’s no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors. (Woody Allen Quotes) It’s important to control yourself because life gets too complicated if you don’t, but the impulse is often there for people. Some say society should be more open. That doesn’t work either. (Woody Allen Quotes) Woody Allen movies notwithstanding, therapy, in the early eighties, was not exactly a hot conversation starter. Nor was it a favoured activity for dysfunctional couples or suffering individuals. (Woody Allen Quotes) Love is when you realize that he’s as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you’ll take him anyway. (Woody Allen Quotes) I wanted to work with Mike Leigh. I had my list of British people I wanted to work with, and I wanted to work with David Lynch and Woody Allen. (Woody Allen Quotes) In fact, when they wake up in the morning, they’re Jack Nicholson or Robert De Niro or Josh Brolin. And it’s built-in, but they think it’s all this other stuff. But it’s not. They’d be great if they didn’t think about their part or if they did think about it. (Woody Allen Quotes)

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