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Woody Allen Quotes

The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion Picture Quote #1

Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty Picture Quote #1

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don’t think about sex at all... you know, they become lawyers Picture Quote #1

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? Picture Quote #1

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib Picture Quote #1

When you write the script, you’re home in a room by yourself, and you’re writing, and there’s no connection with the real performing world. So you get a lot of things wrong and make a lot of mistakes and make a lot of bad choices Picture Quote #1

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I always write the same way. I always write with a yellow pad and a ballpoint pen on my bed. And then I go and type it up afterwards. I’ve always done that. Those things become habitual Picture Quote #1

If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It’s not like homework. You don’t have to work at the relationship Picture Quote #1

I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don’t see any advantage in this whatsoever Picture Quote #1

Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don’t really know what’s going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody Picture Quote #1

I’ve always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been interested in being in other people’s movies. I never get any offers Picture Quote #1

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People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you’re so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you Picture Quote #1

I’ve had a very productive life. I’ve worked very hard, I’ve never fallen prey to depression. I’m not sure I could have done all of that without being in psychoanalysis Picture Quote #1

I’m a big believer in supporting the action on film with the appropriate music. It covers a multitude of sins. It’s gotten me out of a lot of jams, over the years. So, music for me is a very big thing in films and I use it unashamedly Picture Quote #1

I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive Picture Quote #1

I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it was an idea that interested me, I would not hesitate to do it because I enjoy watching these kinds of film Picture Quote #1

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue Picture Quote #1

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I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don’t want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment Picture Quote #1

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox Picture Quote #1

I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse Picture Quote #1

If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative Picture Quote #1

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun Picture Quote #1

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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker Picture Quote #1

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep Picture Quote #1

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have Picture Quote #1

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet Picture Quote #1

What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream? Or what’s worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? Picture Quote #1

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred Picture Quote #1

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The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion (Woody Allen Quotes) Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty (Woody Allen Quotes) Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don’t think about sex at all... you know, they become lawyers (Woody Allen Quotes) How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? (Woody Allen Quotes) Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib (Woody Allen Quotes) When you write the script, you’re home in a room by yourself, and you’re writing, and there’s no connection with the real performing world. So you get a lot of things wrong and make a lot of mistakes and make a lot of bad choices (Woody Allen Quotes) I always write the same way. I always write with a yellow pad and a ballpoint pen on my bed. And then I go and type it up afterwards. I’ve always done that. Those things become habitual (Woody Allen Quotes) If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It’s not like homework. You don’t have to work at the relationship (Woody Allen Quotes) I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don’t see any advantage in this whatsoever (Woody Allen Quotes) Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don’t really know what’s going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody (Woody Allen Quotes) I’ve always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them (Woody Allen Quotes) I’ve always been interested in being in other people’s movies. I never get any offers (Woody Allen Quotes) People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you’re so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you (Woody Allen Quotes) I’ve had a very productive life. I’ve worked very hard, I’ve never fallen prey to depression. I’m not sure I could have done all of that without being in psychoanalysis (Woody Allen Quotes) I’m a big believer in supporting the action on film with the appropriate music. It covers a multitude of sins. It’s gotten me out of a lot of jams, over the years. So, music for me is a very big thing in films and I use it unashamedly (Woody Allen Quotes) I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive (Woody Allen Quotes) I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it was an idea that interested me, I would not hesitate to do it because I enjoy watching these kinds of film (Woody Allen Quotes) Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue (Woody Allen Quotes) I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib (Woody Allen Quotes) I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don’t want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment (Woody Allen Quotes) I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox (Woody Allen Quotes) I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse (Woody Allen Quotes) If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative (Woody Allen Quotes) Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun (Woody Allen Quotes) My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker (Woody Allen Quotes) The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep (Woody Allen Quotes) The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have (Woody Allen Quotes) What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet (Woody Allen Quotes) What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream? Or what’s worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? (Woody Allen Quotes) You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred (Woody Allen Quotes)

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