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Woody Allen Quotes

I don’t know what I’m doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm Picture Quote #1

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm Picture Quote #1

Our love, our love will last forever. It’s forever but it just doesn’t work. That’s why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete Picture Quote #1

Your still searching for me in every woman. You’ll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it Picture Quote #1

You know how you’re always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it’s real difficult in life Picture Quote #1

It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o’clock Picture Quote #1

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Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate Picture Quote #1

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies Picture Quote #1

Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can’t remember where they leave things Picture Quote #1

The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’m taking an extra pair of underwear just in case Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying Picture Quote #1

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There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught Picture Quote #1

I said this to my daughter, if you don’t practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn’t be able to play it. It’s that simple. If you want to play the guitar, you put a half hour in everyday, but you have to do it Picture Quote #1

Life is hard for insects. And don’t think mice are having any fun either Picture Quote #1

My mother never had time for me. When you’re the middle child in a family of five million, you don’t get any attention Picture Quote #1

I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t Picture Quote #1

Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses Picture Quote #1

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I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member Picture Quote #1

Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I’m never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts Picture Quote #1

I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch Picture Quote #1

I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light Picture Quote #1

My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs Picture Quote #1

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For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal Picture Quote #1

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic Picture Quote #1

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you Picture Quote #1

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points? Picture Quote #1

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her Picture Quote #1

When you start putting a higher value on works of art than people, you’re forfeiting your humanity Picture Quote #1

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I don’t know what I’m doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm (Woody Allen Quotes) In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm (Woody Allen Quotes) Our love, our love will last forever. It’s forever but it just doesn’t work. That’s why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete (Woody Allen Quotes) Your still searching for me in every woman. You’ll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it (Woody Allen Quotes) You know how you’re always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it’s real difficult in life (Woody Allen Quotes) It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o’clock (Woody Allen Quotes) Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate (Woody Allen Quotes) I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies (Woody Allen Quotes) Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can’t remember where they leave things (Woody Allen Quotes) The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that (Woody Allen Quotes) I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’m taking an extra pair of underwear just in case (Woody Allen Quotes) I don’t want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying (Woody Allen Quotes) There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught (Woody Allen Quotes) I said this to my daughter, if you don’t practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn’t be able to play it. It’s that simple. If you want to play the guitar, you put a half hour in everyday, but you have to do it (Woody Allen Quotes) Life is hard for insects. And don’t think mice are having any fun either (Woody Allen Quotes) My mother never had time for me. When you’re the middle child in a family of five million, you don’t get any attention (Woody Allen Quotes) I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t (Woody Allen Quotes) Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses (Woody Allen Quotes) I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member (Woody Allen Quotes) Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I’m never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts (Woody Allen Quotes) I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch (Woody Allen Quotes) I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles (Woody Allen Quotes) I don’t want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light (Woody Allen Quotes) My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs (Woody Allen Quotes) For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal (Woody Allen Quotes) I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic (Woody Allen Quotes) The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you (Woody Allen Quotes) I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points? (Woody Allen Quotes) I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her (Woody Allen Quotes) When you start putting a higher value on works of art than people, you’re forfeiting your humanity (Woody Allen Quotes)

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