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Woody Allen Quotes

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead Picture Quote #1

Sex relieves tension - love causes it Picture Quote #1

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television Picture Quote #1

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose Picture Quote #1

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear Picture Quote #1

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right Picture Quote #1

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans Picture Quote #1

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune Picture Quote #1

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else Picture Quote #1

Me and nature are two Picture Quote #1

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours Picture Quote #1

History is the same thing over and over again Picture Quote #1

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Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest Picture Quote #1

Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end Picture Quote #1

I was a smart kid and I was not understood by my parents Picture Quote #1

None of the arts are any good unless you really are great at them Picture Quote #1

I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably Picture Quote #1

See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics Picture Quote #1

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room Picture Quote #1

I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy myself, but I didn’t Picture Quote #1

Those who can’t do, teach. And those who can’t teach, teach gym Picture Quote #1

I hate reality but it’s still the best place to get a good steak Picture Quote #1

This year I’m a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole? Picture Quote #1

I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me Picture Quote #1

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There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you Picture Quote #1

I’ve become the person I’ve always hated, but I’m happier Picture Quote #1

I can’t even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence Picture Quote #1

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you’ve brushed your teeth faithfully Picture Quote #1

What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! Picture Quote #1

I recently turned 60 years old. Practically a third of my life is over Picture Quote #1

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex relieves tension - love causes it (Woody Allen Quotes) Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television (Woody Allen Quotes) I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose (Woody Allen Quotes) I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear (Woody Allen Quotes) If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right (Woody Allen Quotes) If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans (Woody Allen Quotes) It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune (Woody Allen Quotes) My one regret in life is that I am not someone else (Woody Allen Quotes) Me and nature are two (Woody Allen Quotes) What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours (Woody Allen Quotes) History is the same thing over and over again (Woody Allen Quotes) Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest (Woody Allen Quotes) Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end (Woody Allen Quotes) I was a smart kid and I was not understood by my parents (Woody Allen Quotes) None of the arts are any good unless you really are great at them (Woody Allen Quotes) I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably (Woody Allen Quotes) See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics (Woody Allen Quotes) When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room (Woody Allen Quotes) I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy myself, but I didn’t (Woody Allen Quotes) Those who can’t do, teach. And those who can’t teach, teach gym (Woody Allen Quotes) I hate reality but it’s still the best place to get a good steak (Woody Allen Quotes) This year I’m a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole? (Woody Allen Quotes) I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me (Woody Allen Quotes) There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you (Woody Allen Quotes) I’ve become the person I’ve always hated, but I’m happier (Woody Allen Quotes) I can’t even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence (Woody Allen Quotes) Is old age really so terrible? Not if you’ve brushed your teeth faithfully (Woody Allen Quotes) What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! (Woody Allen Quotes) I recently turned 60 years old. Practically a third of my life is over (Woody Allen Quotes)

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