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Woody Allen Quotes

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice Picture Quote #1

Eighty percent of success is showing up Picture Quote #1

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition Picture Quote #1

I am two with nature Picture Quote #1

I have no idea what I'm doing. But incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm Picture Quote #1

Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer Picture Quote #1

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The only thing standing between me and greatness is me Picture Quote #1

I foresee death by culture shock Picture Quote #1

People think I’m an artist because my films lose money Picture Quote #1

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness Picture Quote #1

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen Picture Quote #1

Your audience teaches you how to be funny Picture Quote #1

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90 per cent of success is turning up Picture Quote #1

You use sex to express every emotion except love Picture Quote #1

I can levitate birds. No one cares Picture Quote #1

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings Picture Quote #1

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal Picture Quote #1

Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling Picture Quote #1

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We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices Picture Quote #1

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative Picture Quote #1

Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right Picture Quote #1

The best things in life are censored Picture Quote #1

Life’s hard, then you die Picture Quote #1

Why ruin a good story with the truth? Picture Quote #1

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The heart wants what it wants Picture Quote #1

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all Picture Quote #1

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons Picture Quote #1

I failed to make the chess team because of my height Picture Quote #1

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up Picture Quote #1

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy Picture Quote #1

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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice (Woody Allen Quotes) Eighty percent of success is showing up (Woody Allen Quotes) To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition (Woody Allen Quotes) I am two with nature (Woody Allen Quotes) I have no idea what I'm doing. But incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm (Woody Allen Quotes) Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer (Woody Allen Quotes) The only thing standing between me and greatness is me (Woody Allen Quotes) I foresee death by culture shock (Woody Allen Quotes) People think I’m an artist because my films lose money (Woody Allen Quotes) Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness (Woody Allen Quotes) Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen (Woody Allen Quotes) Your audience teaches you how to be funny (Woody Allen Quotes) 90 per cent of success is turning up (Woody Allen Quotes) You use sex to express every emotion except love (Woody Allen Quotes) I can levitate birds. No one cares (Woody Allen Quotes) A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings (Woody Allen Quotes) I tended to place my wife under a pedestal (Woody Allen Quotes) Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling (Woody Allen Quotes) We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices (Woody Allen Quotes) I had an IQ test. The results came back negative (Woody Allen Quotes) Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right. (Woody Allen Quotes) The best things in life are censored (Woody Allen Quotes) Life’s hard, then you die (Woody Allen Quotes) Why ruin a good story with the truth? (Woody Allen Quotes) The heart wants what it wants (Woody Allen Quotes) Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all (Woody Allen Quotes) Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons (Woody Allen Quotes) I failed to make the chess team because of my height (Woody Allen Quotes) Seventy percent of success in life is showing up (Woody Allen Quotes) His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy (Woody Allen Quotes)

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