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Woody Allen Quotes

I’ve often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me Picture Quote #1

You don’t ever really get to know Woody Allen Picture Quote #1

Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian Picture Quote #1

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy Picture Quote #1

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman Picture Quote #1

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats Picture Quote #1

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good Picture Quote #1

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys Picture Quote #1

Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw Picture Quote #1

Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing Picture Quote #1

This sounds so bleak when I say it, but we need some delusions to keep us going. And the people who successfully delude themselves seem happier than the people who can’t Picture Quote #1

If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something Picture Quote #1

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You know, it’s one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what’s going on Picture Quote #1

I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib Picture Quote #1

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox Picture Quote #1

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun Picture Quote #1

What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn’t for certain people Picture Quote #1

Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you’re not nauseous Picture Quote #1

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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly Picture Quote #1

I’d never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member Picture Quote #1

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it Picture Quote #1

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm Picture Quote #1

Life is hard for insects. And don’t think mice are having any fun either Picture Quote #1

I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t Picture Quote #1

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I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles Picture Quote #1

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal Picture Quote #1

Just because you’re paranoid doesnt mean they aren’t out to get you Picture Quote #1

My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went Picture Quote #1

Countess: You are a great lover! Boris: I practice a lot when I’m alone Picture Quote #1

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it Picture Quote #1

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I’ve often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me (Woody Allen Quotes) You don’t ever really get to know Woody Allen (Woody Allen Quotes) Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian (Woody Allen Quotes) I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman (Woody Allen Quotes) Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good (Woody Allen Quotes) I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys (Woody Allen Quotes) Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw (Woody Allen Quotes) Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing (Woody Allen Quotes) This sounds so bleak when I say it, but we need some delusions to keep us going. And the people who successfully delude themselves seem happier than the people who can’t (Woody Allen Quotes) If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something (Woody Allen Quotes) You know, it’s one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what’s going on (Woody Allen Quotes) I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib (Woody Allen Quotes) I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox (Woody Allen Quotes) Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun (Woody Allen Quotes) What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn’t for certain people (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you’re not nauseous (Woody Allen Quotes) More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly (Woody Allen Quotes) I’d never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member (Woody Allen Quotes) All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it (Woody Allen Quotes) In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm (Woody Allen Quotes) Life is hard for insects. And don’t think mice are having any fun either (Woody Allen Quotes) I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t (Woody Allen Quotes) I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles (Woody Allen Quotes) For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal (Woody Allen Quotes) Just because you’re paranoid doesnt mean they aren’t out to get you (Woody Allen Quotes) My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went (Woody Allen Quotes) Countess: You are a great lover! Boris: I practice a lot when I’m alone (Woody Allen Quotes) All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it (Woody Allen Quotes)

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