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Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
When you like something, you find time to do it (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn’t speak their language (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
The ad in the paper said ‘Big Sale. Last Week.’ Why advertise? I already missed it. They’re just rubbing it in (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you! (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you! (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
In today’s society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing. (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don’t use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own. (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That’s why you need a strong line of communication... which includes laughter. (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn’t speak their language. (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we’ve heard in fairy tales. (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world. (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody’s minds (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
Men and women are immigrants in each other’s worlds (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
Never having alone time is real tough on people (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
I fed my ego, but not my soul (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
It’s kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
In today’s society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good (Yakov Smirnoff Quotes)
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