You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes
Text Quotes
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
If you think ‘loading the dishwasher’ means ‘getting your wife drunk’, you might be a redneck (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet ‘Ms. Right (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if... your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you’re turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)