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You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy’s current wife in high school Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren’t just men Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if it’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy’s current wife in high school (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren’t just men (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if it’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes) You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)

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