You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes
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You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if... your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
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