You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes
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You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet ‘Ms. Righ (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave’em in the shade (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you’re still scalping tickets after the concert is over (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging (You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes)